The Old Argy Bargy Bar....a new lease of life!

"We all just broke free, we all just broke free,

Free from their ties, their accusations and lies, we don't need them

We all just broke free, God knows, we all just stood tall and broke free

Strange but it's true, they accused of things that we just didn't do,

But we all did our time, fessed up to the "crime"

Now we are glad to be free, oh we're so glad to be free!

An’ nexsht I shall give you my rendish...my redishon, my rendishon hof Jailhoush Rock, sho if you ain’t got a partner grab a wooden chair

You shirtenly are free Phoenix, very well shung that woman!

I think I shall move onto shum poteen, theesh cocktailsh are doing me in

Let's rock!

charleygirl I think we need one song from you before you go. How about Please release me let me go by Englebink Humperbert.

Fantastic phoenix. Wonderful. ??

Let’s haul Charley onto the stage.....here she is! What are you singing tonite for us?

Don’t be shy, I’ll sing along with you.....pleeeese release me let me goooo for I don’t love you annnnnymore...

There! Mad applause from the audience who were spellbound??????????????????????
The Captain has your coat ready Charley and is seeing you home ( watch out for his roving hands) if you end up in his cabin, don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Well done the Doghouse 4. So pleased to have you back with us (though after tonight you may wish you were still on prison rations ?).
Lovely to celebrate with you all and thank you for your wonderful vocal offerings Phoenix Maw and Charleygirl.
Has anyone seen Lisagran ?. She was heading down the tunnel with two firemen last time I saw her . ?

Fancy another phoenix ?

Bit busy, Doodle, just helping the firemen direct their hoses....

Hmm I’ve heard that somewhere before Lisagran. ?

Don't mind if I do, Doodle! However I fear that Charley has left the building.

The singing brought tears to my eyes.

I feel about ready for a nightcap.
Now do I go for one with a bobble or one with a tassel.
Put those tassels away! Honestly ????
You can’t take some firemen anywhere!

Hattie is keeping a disapproving silence so its walkies and bedtime.
If I find Lisagran I’ll send her back - I hope she’s not still tunnelling. You never know where she might end up-somewhere outside Glasgow on past performance.

Night night Argy bar, night night llamas, night night alpacas (getting like the Waltons)
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"You released us, you let us go,

'Cos we weren't naughty, any more,

We did our time, for all our sins (humph!)

You released us, and now we're free again!"

with apologies to Englehump Bertadink.

That was for the magnificent singing NOT cos Maw is leaving.
What a marvellous night and a sincere warm welcome homecoming for our doghouse heroes

Night night Maw thanks for coming. Look after Hattie.
charleygirl did well to stay as long as she did. Hope the Captain gets her home safely. Last time he took lemon home we didn’t see her for months, they sailed off somewhere.
Would you like one of Soop’s herbal cakes Phoenix she made them specially for tonight. Said they would remind you of being in jail. Made from some sort of weed I think ?

Hi, can you please let me join in? I bring whisky hot toddies and loads of crisps.

Sorry, I've been locked down all evening (it's ok, I found a nice sailor again)

Now I'm off, galloping away on Speedy Gonzales (the llama not the sailor)
Sober as a newt
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I can make herbal cakes.

I like your style.

Llamas are buggars to steer!!! ? Haha ? xx