plenty of nuts around,but tommys in short supply

The squirrel is harvesting hazelnuts already and storing his stash all round the garden. The ones he drops look very under-ripe.

Nuts, whole hazel nuts
C******s take them and they cover them in chocolate

Oh TerriBull you are about three weeks early, hazelnuts, known as Kent Cobs when I was a boy, are forming on the trees but just a bit too early to harvest them just yet, especially if you want some for ( shh ) C*******s

Bah! just been shopping to Marks where are the damn nuts???there were a few but not the ones I wanted, hazelnuts Plenty of tomatoes in their natural state, personally I can live without tomato sauce, I only have it in the house for the grandchildren.

All very minor and easily substituted. It's funny how, in the middle of a pandemic, with the real danger of illness and death, people fret over inconveniences!

no problem i will have toast!

That’s because you are a delicious torykipper
The Houses of Parliament has an eclectic mix, just like my sauce. I can remember what it used to say on the label (more or less)

Cette sauce d'haute qualité est une mélange de fruits orientaux, d'épices et de vinaigre malte ...

Well, something like that.

Love nuts not keen on tommy sauce so fine by me my grandson my go into shock though

Going to add 10 bottles to my order! Only joking!

Can’t stand ketchup or most bottled sauces would be put out though if there was a sweet chilli sauce shortage ?

That sounds much better mcem enjoy it.

Don't like ketchup but will soon have lots of green tomato chutney!

That’s because you are a delicious torykipper ?

I'm rather posh.
I only like HP.

Did you have to mention fish finger sandwiches??I want one
Immediately!
Better panic buy all the ketchup we can.

I love ketchup! What on earth will I put on my bread when I have a fish finger sandwich?

Better stock up on ketchup then!

Loadsa nutters where I live. Aaargh

Ugh disgusting stuff, no great loss there.

I read that the shortage was caused by a flood in the factory that makes Ketchup.
It seems Wetherspoons have run out. Oh dear

Tomato chutney's nicer--home-made.
Always a plentiful supply of nuts !

Plenty of nuts round here too.
Don't like tomato sauce so I won't be fighting over it. We prefer Daddies brown sauce.

There are certainly plenty of nuts in my area. That’s why the coronavirus figures are spiking.