I'm new here! Tell me about GN!

Oh yes Jane I do have a couple of those types of headgear too ( where needed)? sometimes a prod from horned millinery is just the job.

That’s a rather gnomic statement suziew

Lucca

In case of misunderstanding.....my last two posts were meant as compliments

Totally understood here, Lucca.

No shrinking violet here!
Not surprising really - you've come from Mumsnet!

Mumsnet! The land of LTB!

Anyways, hope everyone is enjoying a pleasant evening.
I had a rather disastrous tea (I'm black country, forgive me) last night.
Heated up M&S pasties, steak for MrC, cheese & onion for me (veggie, again, apologies).
Unfortunately, I got them mixed up, and he ate mine before I twigged.
I ate the pastry and the dog was the beneficiary of the filling.
Very happy dog.

The dog would have been even happier if you had given him the whole thing.Woof!

Oh, gosh, I know! Dog is a very lucky (spoilt) princess.
Definitely a child substitute.

Also, I'm a right one for pastry.
I've been known to eat the pastry from a pork pie and give the pork to DDog. ( The shame!)
I mentioned this set up to a friend, and she said that she had a similar arrangement with her sister.

Nothing to forgive being from the black country

Ha ha! I know. I'm ridiculously proud of my roots. I live in Derbyshire now, but it's not the same friendliness wise.
I haven't used the word 'mom' yet.
They go bananas about that on MN!

Not black country born but lived here most of my life still getting to know their ways.

Oh! Intrigued! What do you mean by 'our ways'?
You make us sound very exotic!

'Night all!
Hope the bedbugs don't bite.
Still very intrigued about the black country 'ways'.
Early night due to pain killers etc.
See you later chaps

Hope you sleep ok?

Good evening everyone, I sincerely hope that everyone has has a good day.
Flu jabs at Boots for me and MrC. I was very nervous as I've rarely left the house since early March.
Very concerned about my teacher colleagues.
It's all getting very scary, even more so than before.
On a positive note, I started reading the Argy Bargy Arms thread last night.
What a work of comic genius!
lemongrove and the regulars, I salute you!

It was going to be a quiet day - funny how things turn out!

All very pleasant though.

On a positive note, I started reading the Argy Bargy Arms thread last night.

don't go mixing with That Lot in there, FannyC. They would lead anyone astray.
I was only allowed to scrub the floors.

I wouldn't mind being a glass collector. With a limp in both legs.
Just to listen to the gossip and learn the ropes.
I'd just got to the Hawaiian theme night. I'm really looking forward to reading some more later.

We welcome anyone to The Argy, Fanny we’re not fussy.
You have the perfect name to fit in well with the clientele.?
If you can handle a full crate of Guinness, a lecherous llama,
A few old sea dogs, a bucket and mop, then you’ll do well.

See, I told you, FannyC
a bucket and mop
That's all they want - skivvies.
At least you'll get the leftover flat lemonade. They can be very kind.

Thank you lemongrove!
I feel truly honoured!
I can definitely handle a crate of Guinness, one way or another.
Now, what to wear...

Who smuggled lemonade in to the Argy? Shock horror.
Word of warning everyone, please don't google your fanny whilst sitting on the photocopier.
Welcome FannyCornforth

Thank you Laura.
I'll keep that in mind.

FannyCornforth

I wouldn't mind being a glass collector. With a limp in both legs.
Just to listen to the gossip and learn the ropes.
I'd just got to the Hawaiian theme night. I'm really looking forward to reading some more later.

A limp what in both legs ?

You would do well in The Argy too Lucca ( you have the innuendo already down pat.)?