Things I would never have thought I would want to say.

I never ever thought I'd say "I'm voting SNP at the next UK election."

"Love I've managed to get a Tesco delivery slot" with all the excitement of some one who has just won the lottery!
"I can't believe that this year we would have been able to go in several holidays and this pandemic comes" because of illnesses and deaths we haven't been able to have a holiday in years and for once the way was open for us to do as we pleased, grhh.

Yawning at the word 'unprecedented'.
Having physio appointments by telephone and posted diagrams,
Sharing the bus (when I absolutely have to use it ) with only 3 others.

I never ever thought I would have to tell my lovely adult daughters that they can’t come in to their family home. Not that they would have expected to when the rules said they couldn’t.

I like the telephone triage system at my GP surgery. Sometimes I only need to talk to a doctor rather than visit and this suits me because I no longer feel guilty about wasting GP time. Now the GP can decide whether or not to see me or simply send a prescription. If I take up less time it leaves the GP more time to deal with those who actually need to see him/her in person.

Hahaha brilliant Kalu.

Isolate. The last time I heard that expression was in 1945 when I had scarlet fever.

If you had a cold or a bout of 'flu, you were " keeping away " from family/friends.

So I can’t get an appt to see the doctor?

If you went into a shop with a mask on 6 months ago you'd be arrested

‘Hurrah! The Ocado delivery is here’ ( said very excitedly as am waiting hungrily for the fruitloaf for breakfast.)

Following chat to Dr about a dry, itchy patch on my chin, he sent me a text message ‘please send me a photo of your chinny-chin-chin’

“Shall we bubble?”

May be unpopular but mine is i would welcome a two week lockdown! I reaslised during the last one how much the child minding and voluntary work was tiring me when i was not able to do it. ?

Drive flu....
stick arm out of car window
jab
drive off ???

Must wash the masks before I go to bed.

I'll go and have a browse round the shops.

No we won’t be coming over for the takeaway you planned for us all as the kids have got a cold!

Which do you think will be safest - the train, a taxi or a bus?

When does your furlough end?

Can the post come out of the isolation zone* yet?

* Hostess trolley

No I don't want to go to the pub ?

I must remember to wear my mask when I go to meet the bank manager

Trying to have a conversation with a loved one through a care home window for the past 6 months when what he really needs is a big hug.

No don’t blow the candles out on your cake - here waft them with card.

Hello, are we doing the elbow thing?

I’ve scrubbed the cloakroom down - there’s hand wipes and surface wipes in there and hand gel, obviously. The blue towel is for one of you and the pink for the other one.

Pre-recycling/dumpit site visit - 'Do you think this is essential rubbish or just rubbish? If it's just rubbish they won't accept it.'

AC to DGC - 'You actually have to wash your hands, not just sing the song."

'I can get a delivery in 3 weeks. I'll ask ( our bubblebuddy ) if there's anything she'll need by then.'

To my grandsons “Sorry boys I can’t give you a cuddle. “ ☹️

Never thought I wouldn't fancy browsing around the shops, it used to be my favourite pastime in town!