Things I would never have thought I would want to say.

Can I be in your bubble?

The woman who comes into the pharmacy where I work and won't touch the door handles, asking us to open and close the door for her.

But did you wipe down all of the shopping and then wash your hands whilst singing Happy Birthday twice?

Variations on "have you quarantined that parcel"

It’s a pity you can’t get into work today but we can’t pay our nurses enough to afford a nanny

Let's not have a big family bash to celebrate the amazing fact that we have been married 50 years - let's hope we can celebrate 51 years......or maybe 52!

I don't want to look around the shops as you have to wear a mask

No, you can’t come into the garden. I’ll meet you in the crowded pub down the road in a few minutes.

I’m shielding. Would you please step back while I take the shopping from your crates.

I’m not going to the pub

I need to ring the charity shop to see if they're accepting donations.

Nurse doing a blood pressure check at home " I'll be in full P. P. E.

Don't worry, I've brought my own cutlery, and some bleach.

I’ll leave your birthday present and card on the doorstep, ring the bell, and then wave from the bottom of the drive!!

Only 3 people allowed in at a time. You will have to wait outside (in the rain)

My wheelie bin goes out more than I do.

'It all depends on whether the government change the rules again'

As in 'I've booked a birthday meal out for tomorrow, but whether we get it........

I'm sorry sweetheart but grandma cant kiss you ( to my 4year old grandson ?)

"I'm loving the peace and quiet of lockdown life" ...

Want another game of Race for the Galaxy?

I think I'm really getting the hang of this online board game

I wonder what FH is going to wear to her party which may or may not of course happen, in 8 months time.

I think I’ll stay home for 3 months ?

At work, I will move over here so you can get to the files.

Have you got masks and anti bac in the car?