I'd ban the ridiculously high salaries paid to professional footballers. It's a GAME for heavens sake, kicking a ball around a field. No way do they do anything that justifies such excessive salaries. In fact I would go so far as to ban football altogether!
Facebook and Twitter and other socalled social media, which seem to be far from 'social' and simply cause argument and distress for so many people.
Car parking charges at hospitals.
Inflatable beach toys, they're so dangerous.
Plastic wrapping on fresh vegetables. They don't need it and should be sold loose.
All smoking products and recreational drugs.
I actually like fireworks, and organised professional displays are always preferable to home displays but many of them are overpriced especially if you have more than 2 children. So many families will always choose to have fireworks at home. But I'd ban the sale of them until a week before November and New Year and not at any other time of the year. I'd also ban the public sale of the large, noisy, expensive fireworks and restrict it to sparklers, catherine wheels and roman candles etc.
I'd also ban the display of Christmas stuff in shops until the 1st November. Who wants to see Christmas cards and wrapping paper in August in a heatwave.
I'd ban the use of mobile phones in restaurants and pubs. It's so annoying to have to listen to someone else's loud and usually boring conversation while trying to enjoy a pleasant meal with family or friends.
And I could go on and on......