Appropriate names

There was a Dr. Pain at the hospital I did my physio training at!

We also had a parent at school called Mr Perfect. When he phoned up he used to say 'Perfect here, and I am'. He wasn't!!!!

Carpet shop called Walter Wall.

Solicitors in Ireland called ‘Argue and Phibbs’

Our local vets were Mr. Turnbull, Mr. Drake, Miss Barks and Miss Otter.

The RE teacher at our school was Mr Moses.

My religious knowledge teacher was called Mr Sinnott. I used to live near a little village called Upham and the Village bobby was called PC Bunker and he always answered the phone with “Bunker, Upham”. My landlady was called Miss Apps.

LadyBella Fri 25-Sep-20 19:56:24
But my favourite was a girl at school, Theresa, who married a Mr Baggs. She became T. Baggs.

Our neighbour in London married Jeremy Berne. She became Helen Berne. How I would have loved to work with her so that I could tell a pernickety client to go to Helen Berne.

A former manager at our local bank was called Mr Lenderyou.!

I had a lump removed from my breast many years ago. The surgeon was called Sir Anthony Grabbem. (I don’t think I’ve spelled it correctly but that’s how it was pronounced!)

Mrs Bakewell taught Home Economics

a mr freshwater was in charge of public lavatories.
for anyone who can remember what they were.

Near where I lived in London was Bulled the butchers (bull head) always made me chuckle.

My sisters children had an R.S. Teacher called Mrs Holyland. absolutely true.

Also my good friend Pat Down. Sadly, she doesn’t work at the airport..

I remember the host on The Chase completely losing it when he had to mention the female athlete Fanny Schmelling

I’ve read of a dentist named Dr. Pane.

(And my mortgage broker was called Richard Head ?)

Caro57

I worked with a Nurse Nurse“

Are you in Cornwall?

RosesAreRed21

“I knew a girl that was called Annette Curtain“

Many moons ago my best friend was called Linda Bacon, her dad was Arthur. I’ve no idea what his job was but he used to answer the phone with “Arthur Bacon” and had no idea why we howled with laughter.

Partners in a local reclamation yard are advertised as such, on entering their yard: Ball and Waite.
Our new locum GP introduced himself as Dr. Love.

I know a carpenter called Mr Board. On TV/radio there's a gardener called Pippa Greenwood. A customer of my husband's was called Mr Birdseye. I joked that he was probably a Captain, only to find out that he actually WAS! But my favourite was a girl at school, Theresa, who married a Mr Baggs. She became T. Baggs.

A recently retired senior judge was Lord Justice Judge.

I worked with a Nurse Nurse

There is a mental health worker in our area called Dee Press.

And years ago, the vicar of a church in Edgware was called Gordon Bennett.

The vicar who married us was Peter Tabernacle