Some things puzzle me about men. For example:
How can even the smallest man lift just about anything?
How can a man get into any car and drive it straight away?
Why don't men need to go to the loo on long journeys?
How can some men walk around in T-shirts in the middle of winter?
How does a man immediately know when a ball is offside?
Anyone got any more?
Terrible relationship with DIL - am I the problem?


possibly in their dreams, a large pork pie could be lying in the depths undiscovered. Alas! it seems those yearnings are destined to be unfulfilled, except possibly at Christmas which comes but once a year, but possibly not in 2020! 