What do you think?

Thanks Missadventure x

Hetty58, you say you imagine a body totally different from mine. Are you thinking of your own? X

I'm sure you'll look great flyinghandbag

Then you could wear thick socks and retain some body heat, otherwise it will all escape from the nether regions.

Grandmafrench, may suggest you add some Gaviscon to your stash! You will probably need it!?

I think wellington boots would go nicely with that dress, particularly the black ones.

No, petra I wrote about exactly that some weeks ago and I know that the whole thing is just as you describe. But wouldn't you agree that bizarre doesn't even cover it, which is why so many GNetters have been motivated recently to say just what they think about all of this? Unfortunately there will always be the odd poster unfamiliar with how this works, who will be taken in, and this is why almost every thread like this always ends badly. Well, it's very late so I'll just grab a couple of Poptarts, a cheese and onion sandwich, some Cheese Strings and a hot chocolate - and wish you all goodnight.

Still hilarious - it's just two inches longer than the sleeves! Maybe FH has very long arms?

petra, yes, attention seeking - I imagine a totally different and opposite body:

www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/why_we_are_proud_of_our_fat_bodies

I can't stand thigh high boots... they make me look like a lady of the night. X

Sorry to be controversial but those boots are all wrong to wear with that dress. Too clumpy.
Hope you haven't bought them already.
What about black patent thigh boots?

Marydoll, I'll just pull the straps down so the sleeves cover them. X

I wouldn't pull it down, I would wear it with confidence. It's not as short as you think as I've seen people my height wearing it. X

Lucca

Callistemon

Perhaps not this one

That was such a stunning dress.

It was, yes, but I don't think Diana had her long sleeved thermal underwear on underneath.

I have just enlarged your photograph of what you call a dress. That is not a dress to me or is a short tunic.
If you are 5ft 9 ins that is only just about going to cover your bum. It will look wrong when you walk, and could make you look awkward.
If this is not a wind up maybe you should just enjoy the day and not have to worry about keep pulling that dress/ tunic down.
I wear dresses that some people find unusual, but I make sure that I dont have to keep pulling them down.

Gosh didn’t realise you had to be a child to wear a vest - better throw all mine away!

But why FH’s threads are so popular? Obviously people want some lighthearted topic!

I think you need a nice warm zip up fleece with a picture of a cuddly wolf howling at the moon on it.

Grandmafrench
I think your getting confused with posters who post with genuine enquiries for help/advice with those who just crave attention.

And me.

I had a pair of fur lined leggings last winter. Daughter knocked them.

Night night BlueBelle I'm off to bed too, goodnight all

Lisagran, I wouldn't hold your breath waiting for a picture. I'm sure we're in somebody's fantasy land here!

I can't be without them in the winter Lucca. Which is why I can't wear a low-cut dress because it would show my vest.