Damn! forgot Gwyneth and her pristine steam cleaned vagina, well of course my post doesn't specifically mention any one person it's merely a composite of many of the most annoying ones, but yeah she'd be right up there with her fragrant lady garden!
Am I alone in wishing for the days of Burton and Taylor, sadly gone to the great green room in the sky. No lectures from those two, just un adulterated adultery, and so much more of everything, marriages, food, drink, yachts, diamonds blingier than the most blingist of Kim and Kanye could ever aspire to, gladiatorial battles, and they were just with each other, near death experiences, all played out in a permanent drunken haze. They didn't want to run for political office, thank God left that to Ronnie, just got on with the job of being who they were. Those were the days!