The Argy Bargy Bar...the lease has been secured!

Oh they really belong to The Admiral Urms but he has kindly loaned them to GG he’s actually a small chap but does have large appendages.

When his ship is in port he’s a regular here, along with the Captain.Two old sea dogs with deep pockets and a thirst on them, which is why we let them in here.

Anyone seen my alpenhorn?

What I lack in the feet department I more than make up for with boobage

Have you looked in the Muesli packet?

Nobody can touch me in the bazooms dept GG ( except Rich Reggie.)

I have just had a complaint from my neighbours.......apparently they are not fans of yodelling ??

Although Chewbacca came close, but we haven’t seen her since the whalers left port.Wonder where she is now?

Go down into the cellar GG nobody can hear yodelling, or screams ......

There is a lot of frontage round here.

LauraNorder

Swiss nite on Friday, gluhwein or poteen? We will have to have a referendum in true Swiss style.

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Vlad sounds like a good bet, he’s quite swarthy. I’m paler.

Ooh that one was very clever LauraNorder. Hats off to you!

Urmstongran

LauraNorder

Swiss nite on Friday, gluhwein or poteen? We will have to have a referendum in true Swiss style.

Love it‼️

Not so sure about the Swiss style referendum - have they given women the vote yet?

Laura not sure about Vlad the Impaler. We have enough trouble with the Admiral. But we could have a referendum. The more the merrier.

If there’s resentment about the result though I’m out the door!
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Have hired Vlad, he will be in later ( he’s a late riser) come round this evening and meet him, he’s pale and interesting and will be the only one here not to drink the profits ( says he never touches alcohol).

Now .......we need another bartender, surely one of you can think of someone????

Laura get cracking on swiss roll ideas ( what fillings can you devise?)
Will someone (*Doodle*) get those llamas out for some exercise today and please, please! Change their straw bedding, the cellar niffs more than usual, and that’s saying something.

George is dispensing Nespresso and smouldering looks right now, should anyone be interested.

I will just pop GC in the cupboard under the stairs (it’s ok they are fans of Harry Potter) and join George for a quick smoulder, maybe with a coffee

GG there is some heat coming from that coffee corner, there has to be a limit to the smouldering, put George down before you set fire to the place.
Don’t worry Urms, the Swiss are used to referendums, and there is never any resentment in the Argy, it’s a democratic bar, unless we are left on toilet cleaning duty for too long.
You are very lucky to be given kitchen duty alongside me. I waited years for this job. Poor ixion is still cleaning loos.
Help me to crush these weevils for the Swiss rolls, we’ll add some goats blood for colour.

Do you want to interview Ras Lemon
I know he’s Putin’s brother but he seems kinder and has mesmerising eyes.

I have hidden all the cocktail sticks for when Vlad is around unless he has something else he is thinking of impaling with. He is quite good looking so will be a hit in the Argy.

George has escaped from the cupboard looking exhausted and a bit wired after all the coffee GG has insisted he drink.

Thor has brought the bloomer order with him. He had to use all 4 llamas to carry it as it is very weighty.

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Let’s have a bit of a rummage then.....ah! Here are mine, red winceyette as requested, am off to my office (scullery) to try them on.