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The Argy Bargy Bar...the lease has been secured!

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lemongrove Sun 01-Nov-20 16:52:25

Well, fellow Argy Bargers, after some hard bargaining with
Moneybags Mike our landlord, I have managed to secure another short term lease.The scoundrel wanted ten pounds a month, but I showed him my maroon bloomers and he reduced it to seven pounds.Result!?

lemongrove Tue 19-Jan-21 14:26:34

I think Gnasher is wearing pink bloomers.......

AGAA4 Tue 19-Jan-21 15:34:58

Vlad has asked to be in the cellar or kitchen during the day as there is too much light in the bar area.
Franz is attracting quite a crowd. It's amazing what he can do with his shaker. Should be some good cocktails on Friday.

The midday crowd is bigger now due to Laura's Lunches

Lemon all the llamas are wearing bloomers. Has Doodle gone all Victorian and prudish and is covering their nether regions?

Doodle Tue 19-Jan-21 18:50:25

Sorry lemon bit those two black eyes are quite fetching ?
ixion you are working a treat on the lavs. Love the pink for the walls. I’d just paint the gents brown if I were you .
It may well cover your nicely Lisa but it certainly won’t cover anything else ?.
Hmm that Swiss roll looks nice Laura. Last time I had a Swiss roll was with a chap called Hans. We didn’t have any cake though.

Doodle Tue 19-Jan-21 18:53:53

Not prudish AGA but having got them all clean I am trying to teach them to use the toilet so have rewarded them with the bloomers. They are using the gents. I doubt if anyone’s noticed.

ixion Tue 19-Jan-21 19:06:09

Doodle
Apart from painting the walls brown, do you have any other ideas? Do they not have a Mummy to show them how to do it?
Would a step come in handy? A video presentation?

LauraNorder Tue 19-Jan-21 19:06:51

I'm hoping we will all contribute some bones from our corsets and the wire from a bra or two so that we can dip our sourcrow bread in the fondue. We can let it all hang out on Friday.
The shaking from clog dance practice has enabled me to make cheese from the llama milk, but the Argy roof is looking a bit unstable.

Lins1066 Wed 20-Jan-21 00:31:31

Hope you lot brought a nice pair of roomy bloomers back for me, can't be doing with any chafing. Vlad and I will set up a Milka fondue, he's the only one strong enough to milk the buggers. ?

Doodle Wed 20-Jan-21 00:47:32

Lins I am very fond of a fondue. I hope it’s a good one.
I’ve got an XL pair of bloomers here you can have. They were for GrannyGravy but as she’s going commando she won’t be needing them. ?

LauraNorder Wed 20-Jan-21 09:26:51

Lins, there is is still 2/6d left in the bloomer budget so nip down to SexySadies and pick yourself some bloomers.

AGAA4 Wed 20-Jan-21 15:37:46

The llamas have got some spare bloomers in various colours too if anyone wants a pair.
Thor is back and is helping me with the brewing. He looks bedraggled. He got more than he bargained for working in Sexy Sadie's.
Thor, Vlad and Franz get on well unlike the former barmen who were calling each other out for a duel every week.

Doodle Wed 20-Jan-21 20:03:14

Thor has been working in Sexy Sadies ?. Has he been fumigated AGA

AGAA4 Wed 20-Jan-21 21:02:00

I made him walk through the sheep dip before he was allowed back.

GrannyGravy13 Wed 20-Jan-21 21:04:22

I can mix up an anti-bacterial spray, have some very old 90% proof vodka in the garage (no questions) what’s not used can go into the cocktail of the day

Doodle Wed 20-Jan-21 22:24:26

Grannygravy you might need to have a slurp of that vodka yourself if you are still going round commando. It is quite chilly round the nether regions. I could make you a pair of llama wool undies.....might be a bit itchy though.

AGAA4 Thu 21-Jan-21 15:32:46

I am wearing my lustrous lime bloomers. Going around commando Grannygravy is an invitation to Gnasher. He loves biting bottoms. It is a sign of affection on his part but you will have a sore posterior.

GrannyGravy13 Thu 21-Jan-21 15:52:05

AGAA4 I have worked on my defence mechanism, it involves copious servings of sprouts from now till tomorrow evening ?

ixion Thu 21-Jan-21 15:54:57

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AGAA4 Thu 21-Jan-21 16:08:44

That should put Gnasher off Grannygravy but may put off the handsome men you were planning to er---meet.

LauraNorder Thu 21-Jan-21 18:49:36

Careful GG the amorous Admiral will be attracted by the eau de sprout as it will remind him of his long past affair with Lemon.
Your lustrous lime bloomers are a sight to behold AGA, We have had to wear sunglasses ? all day.

GrannyGravy13 Thu 21-Jan-21 19:28:05

If push comes to shove I will wear by gold sequinned G-string (my gorgeous George goes mad when he sees it) ?????

AGAA4 Thu 21-Jan-21 19:49:21

We all have to push and shove to get into our bloomers Grannygravy

MawBe Thu 21-Jan-21 20:03:22

Did anybody think to invite Matt er Horn? (No I didn’t say what you thought I said)
Not much hope of finding a Jungfrau in present company ...

MawBe Thu 21-Jan-21 20:05:03

Can we have all different sorts of fondue-the cheese one, the meat one, the chocolate one and the vodka one? (That’s like bobbing for apples only much more fun. )

Urmstongran Thu 21-Jan-21 21:02:07

Right-oh Doodle and GG13 I’m glad our clog dancing routine is sorted. I was all over the place at the beginning but I feel I’ve got the hang of it now, just in time for tomorrow night!

Any chance we can perform early on? A few of those planned cocktails and I’m not sure I could stay upright in me clogs. Also I think my blonde plaits might start dangling if they should come unpinned after any length. Of time, that is.

lemongrove Thu 21-Jan-21 21:35:14

MawBe we can have anything we like, it’s our special nite after all, although I am now regretting the six toblerone cocktails served up by our new svelte Transylvanian barman,
I think he overdid the tabasco sauce in them.? I thought I should try them out before Friday though ( noble eh?)
Glad you have sorted out your clog dance, but is this really a Swiss thing? I thought it was more of a Dutch thing ( or possibly Manchester) but I bow to your superior judgement.
Just keep the damn things on your feet, my black eyes haven’t healed up yet.

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