NOT one of Marydoll's Maths problems!

I think this one could best be solved by swimming uphill through porridge whilst considering it.

Is the answer eleventy seven?

You can always repaint the hamster with the ice cream, who needs gravy ?

For my calculations I need to know if the ice cream has sauce on it as this will affect the walking speed.

I think the answer might be seventy eleven, but only with a left handed flange gasket, on BBC 3 on alternate Wednesdays.

But I'm just guessing.

I think the hamster is a red herring.

Gill66 consider yourself on the norty step! I'm down to my last half litre of locally made honeycomb ice cream, and I'm NOT wasting it on painting a hamster!

(Not that I've actually got one)

If?‍♀️on? @ 5oz x toaster + ?‍♀️ - ?, ? gravy = ? ?

I’ve used up my brain cell doing the above, Phoenix you minx someone else can use theirs for the answer......?

Very good attempt, Pantglas2, gold star and a big red tick!

Wot? No Stiffgit?

Aye wontyd too mount it in mi bedrwm tonite....?

Pantglas, I'm so glad, despite all your nonsense, you learned something my maths class! Algebra is indeed the key!! ?

PS, you what happens to girls who are naughty. Where is that soap????

If you warm the gravy in the toaster and pour it into the sock you can easily paint the hamster.
You'll need more than it takes to paint an ant and less than needed for an elephant. ??

Miss Marydoll I was just thinking recently how much I miss your maffs class. My ejukayshun has shoorly gone to pot since skool closed. I hope you are coping ok ?

Ah, but, Pittcity the bicycle has lost a sock, and obviously needs the remaining one (we will never know why) and how on earth do you warm gravy in a toaster?

Grannynannywanny

Miss Marydoll I was just thinking recently how much I miss your maffs class. My ejukayshun has shoorly gone to pot since skool closed. I hope you are coping ok ?

Thank you so much. I will , hopefully, get back to it. I'm not great at the moment, but onward and upwards! Not great first thing and it does involve a fair bit of prep.
You are very kind.

Sorry to hear you’re not feeling great Marydoll. I hope you’ll soon start to feel stronger and in better form. I can imagine it wasn’t easy doing the lesson prep for our school when you were feeling under the weather. It was great fun. Not something I’ve ever said about reel skool!

Stay safe and well. Hopefully better days ahead for everyone. The vaccine news today was very encouraging.

My abacus is the best I can try as I’m lacking a Marydoll rithmetic class, sorry ?

A Cup Of Vinegar Is needed for the Dormouse first surely .... ?

I do know the answer to your question Phoenix but I belong to a sect that can only type answers when the moon is full on a Thursday, when there isn’t an R in the month and whilst wearing a bowler hat.I’ll get back to you.

I think the answer depends on whether or not the hamster is sitting inside a Yorkshire pudding and whether or not there are four or more roast potatoes and also on how many glasses of I have had.

Miss Marydoll we miss you so much. Phoenix nice of you to help out in class but may I ask have you been to Teechr twaining collige like wot the prophessiunals ave? An doo yous ave a stiffgit four it?

I miss you all too ?, Doodle!

Ooh Doodle, praps Phoenix as ad ‘on the job’ speeriens ?like wot I ad?

Ooh I didn no Phoenix woz doin sex edukayshun klassis.
I’m not sho Miss Doll wood lyke that an eyes sho Miss Charley woodn.?