NOT one of Marydoll's Maths problems!

The soap? But I never swored!

Tee hee GrannyNannyWanny ?.

?I’m forever blowing bubbles??

That's it! The soap is coming out!!!

Lucky you Blossoming. It’s been so long I can’t remember ?

Blossoming, detention for you!

I’ve just realised what a stiffgit is! ?

Don cwy Miss Doll wheel all be pwactising ous maffs omewurk ?

Ooh I didn no Phoenix woz doin sex edukayshun klassis.
I’m not sho Miss Doll wood lyke that an eyes sho Miss Charley woodn.?

Ooh Doodle, praps Phoenix as ad ‘on the job’ speeriens ?like wot I ad?

I miss you all too ?, Doodle!

I think the answer depends on whether or not the hamster is sitting inside a Yorkshire pudding and whether or not there are four or more roast potatoes and also on how many glasses of I have had.

Miss Marydoll we miss you so much. Phoenix nice of you to help out in class but may I ask have you been to Teechr twaining collige like wot the prophessiunals ave? An doo yous ave a stiffgit four it?

I do know the answer to your question Phoenix but I belong to a sect that can only type answers when the moon is full on a Thursday, when there isn’t an R in the month and whilst wearing a bowler hat.I’ll get back to you.

A Cup Of Vinegar Is needed for the Dormouse first surely .... ?

My abacus is the best I can try as I’m lacking a Marydoll rithmetic class, sorry ?

Sorry to hear you’re not feeling great Marydoll. I hope you’ll soon start to feel stronger and in better form. I can imagine it wasn’t easy doing the lesson prep for our school when you were feeling under the weather. It was great fun. Not something I’ve ever said about reel skool!

Stay safe and well. Hopefully better days ahead for everyone. The vaccine news today was very encouraging.

Grannynannywanny

Miss Marydoll I was just thinking recently how much I miss your maffs class. My ejukayshun has shoorly gone to pot since skool closed. I hope you are coping ok ?

Thank you so much. I will , hopefully, get back to it. I'm not great at the moment, but onward and upwards! Not great first thing and it does involve a fair bit of prep.
You are very kind.

Ah, but, Pittcity the bicycle has lost a sock, and obviously needs the remaining one (we will never know why) and how on earth do you warm gravy in a toaster?

Miss Marydoll I was just thinking recently how much I miss your maffs class. My ejukayshun has shoorly gone to pot since skool closed. I hope you are coping ok ?

If you warm the gravy in the toaster and pour it into the sock you can easily paint the hamster.
You'll need more than it takes to paint an ant and less than needed for an elephant. ??

PS, you what happens to girls who are naughty. Where is that soap????

Pantglas, I'm so glad, despite all your nonsense, you learned something my maths class! Algebra is indeed the key!! ?

Wot? No Stiffgit?

Aye wontyd too mount it in mi bedrwm tonite....?

Very good attempt, Pantglas2, gold star and a big red tick!

If?‍♀️on? @ 5oz x toaster + ?‍♀️ - ?, ? gravy = ? ?

I’ve used up my brain cell doing the above, Phoenix you minx someone else can use theirs for the answer......?

Gill66 consider yourself on the norty step! I'm down to my last half litre of locally made honeycomb ice cream, and I'm NOT wasting it on painting a hamster!

(Not that I've actually got one)