GN Annual Christmas Ball....all welcome

Oh! lemon did you invite any tasty men? .........any men? .......anyone? ?

Nibbles. Cocktail sausages..and tasty bites. And tasty men!
Pardon me; Have any been invited?

Nibbles. Cocktail sausages..and tasty bites. And tasty men.

Maltesers in every party bag to take home.

Low cut gowns, yes lots of the men are wearing those this season. ?

Goose grease for all the bare chests getting chilled.

Remember to remove the vest when wearing low cut gowns.

Klaxon to warn people not to look if Pants is indulging in pokery in the ammocks.

Jiggery pokery with Doodles handsome young men in the ‘ammocks.......??

Ice cream sundaes. With strawberry sauce, and lots of whipped cream and ice cream. ?

Hammocks for us to swing gracefully to and fro whilst attended to by handsome young men

(lemon I know what you’re thinking and I don’t mean attended to like that )

Garters....mine are lacy black ones

Flash Harry....he promised he would come

(Am wearing them right this minute gma)?

Embrocation.....bound to be a few falls on the ballroom floor.

Hope to locate my missing scanties which somehow were misapproiated at last years bash! I really miss that thermal vest and drawers combo.

Decorations and a huge tree

Christmas pud, large helpings after the savoury buffet is cleared away, leave room for it!

Ballet shoes, if you’re lucky Doodle will perform her dance of the dying duck.Like Swan Lake ( but not as good )

Alcohol.....since you mention it AGA perhaps you could loan us the huge vat from The Argy and we will fill it with mulled wine?

Zip lines in the grounds so we can whizz along between the trees, after quite a lot of alcohol of course.

You think they’ll be willing to drop their trousers for you Parsley ? ?

PS to thank them in the proper fashion with a peck on the cheek of course.

eXtremely strong mints in case we want to kiss the firefighters.

fanny, if you've no pommel to hang on to, you just grip what's between your knees and give gentle encouragement with your heels.
Always works?

It’s fun Fanny you just have to take extra care when going over jumps

Waffles for breakfast with maple syrup ?