GN Annual Christmas Ball....all welcome

Extra eggs and bacon for brekkie at 6 a.m

Feeling really excited - when can we turn up? I seem to have lost my invite.

(I hope the accommodation and the food is better than at the castle in "I'm a Celeb".........)

I shall be wearing army fatigues and a faux fur coat, accesorised with a feathered fedora; I shall however draw the line at flip flops. Health and Safety and all that.

I will bring a case of Fernet Branca and a box of Freddos.

Gourmet cuisine here at Lemongrove Manor, and long or short says available for all ( latecomers on lilos in the stables and scullery) though.
Great rooms for gorgeous guests.

Grog for the sailors and some for me (sailors I mean)

Happy hour every hour

Iceland delivery of essentials, in case we run short.

Jelly beans.........for energy and coz I like them ?

Keyboard. Any requests?

Less noise? ?

Musk infused perfumes ( just stay away from the deer park)

Like a virgin Woodhouse please. Not sure lemon can remember that far back ?

Sorry I was going backwards then.....er how about Nights in white satin. Another long gone memory for lemon ?

And Origami, Doodle ? do you remember?

Perfect! I love knights in white satin ( sheets) ?

Queer goings ons in the quadrangle ( yes! We have one, as Lord L likes to be reminded of his alma mater.)?

Roses in vases everywhere.....white ones to match the satin sheets.

Sorry but I don't fancy white satin sheets because they are too slippy. Can I have winceyette instead - it's what I am used to.
I can bring my own if this is a problem?

Sticky tape, for DanniRae and those satin sheets.

Teeth - don't forget to bring them. Lemon isn't impressed by gumminess.

Ubiquitous dumb waiters?

Very handsome male guests ( please!!)

Winter drawers on. Got to keep our nether regions warm in out in the quadrangle.

Xtra terrestrial- or did the earth move for you?

Yes, good idea about the winter drawers - winter vests too, cosily tucked into the drawers!!
Warmth comes before glamour for me