GN Annual Christmas Ball....all welcome

Zebra striped cotton flannel for me too Danni unlike lemon who wears no undies at all ?

Tonight Matthew I will be dressed in the style of your TV audience.
Twinset, pearls and lipstick will be my choice of fancy.

Allspice.....I like lots in the Christmas cake

Buttons ( I do wear a vest though Doodle)?

Crazy string party poppers......let’s cover the ballroom floor?

Double cream whipped up and used where appropriate ?

You could fill your doughnut with it Doodle......?

trust you to think of such a thing Pants . That would simply be over indulgence. ?

Back to alphabet: So "E"

Eating less to make sure my party outfit fits. I am a size 18 and the only size the shop had was a 12....... so quite a way to go I think

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Fishermen’s Friends! We may all be a little in need of them by the early hours.

George Clooney to man the coffee machine and any other jobs you may need him for.

Hundreds and Thousands... sprinkles are important.

Iced buns .....for the hundreds and thousands to be sprinkled on. ?

Jewel coloured jellies, just wobbling about (yum!)

Kandy Kanes on the tree.... ( I know, I know! )?

Lights on the seven trees

Maltesers.....a mega box?

Naughty trifles with lots of booze in them

O oooh you are awful but I like you ?

Poteen! Aga has brewed a whole vat full for us and Lord Lemongrove has just drunk a pint of it and has fallen down the marble staircase.

Quaker Oats for breakfast and to sober up Lord Lemongrove

Quick! Call the firestation ( not an ambulance, Lord L is fine,
He falls down the stairs every other week, dead drunk ).The firemen promised they would be here by 9.30 to show us how to pole dance, and I am wearing my slinky dress all ready for the fun.

Ready or not here they come......that pole looks a bit rusty lemon are you sure this is a good idea.

Splinters......in the unmentionables......told you so. ?

Tweezers for the splinters