GN Annual Christmas Ball....all welcome

Wellingtons will be worn by one and all, to go for walkies with the Westies next morning.

Wonderbras....we all need a little help

X rated films in the drawing room!

Yodelling in the snowy gardens

Z beds in the attics when all the rooms have been filled

The butler's pantry is fine for me as long as the butler and footmen are in there too.

Advocates and dainty glasses so we can have snowballs. Remember them ?

Bl**dy autocorrect. Advocaat not advocates. Well not unless they’re good looking ones,?

Buxom wenches for Lord Lemongrove so he keeps his cold hands off me ?

Canoodling in the cupboard with a classy chap.

Clodhoppers so I can make a noisy entrance.

My diadem, the one dripping with diamonds, and a doggy bag to scoop up any edible leftovers for Christmas dinner.

Extra canapés.....we shall be peckish with all the dancing, and supper isn’t until 10pm?

Full throated fun...in flowery frocks

Flamingos........didn’t we have some of those by the lake at last year’s bash?

Gorgeous George - and he's mine, all mine?

Galloway??

That's the one, (NOT!). I'll provide the saucer of milk for the floor show.

High jinks. Bound to be plenty. I will have to keep my eye on you ixion ?

Oh you are all so funny and wacky , I am loving this post ,
If I am invited I will bring a Hotwater bottle in case I get a chill from wearing my baby doll nightie,

I’m bringing my horse in case l have to make a quick getaway.
He is a hunter, will be wearing his head collar and l will have my hard hat on and high heels. (Not easy to ride in them!).

Hair straighteners- some of the raunchy posts on here have made my hair curl ?!

And I shall be wearing my Itzy Witzy, Teeny Weeny, Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (with liberty bodice underneath, homage to my dear mum)

Jelly tots, if I can find some. Apparently they are hard to find.

Kiwi Kevin sends his apologies. Kensington Kenneth is pressing his bow tie.