GN Annual Christmas Ball....all welcome

Llamas

Lacey underwear, preferably red & black under my plunging neckline & slide slit skirt.

Pants who are you kidding. Raunchy posts making your hair curl. You’ve probably got a stiffgit in hair management ?

Sorry lemon I digress. Thanks AGA for including the llamas. We wouldn’t want them left out. I am making them furry antlers so we can pretend they are reindeer.

Mistletoe - for those who need an excuse.

MUST not leave your boys out Doodle

Doodle - ewe iz a norty minks! ?

Jest cos I ewest to elp Nittee Nawra, the Nitt Nurs wen she woz chekkin yore hed fore creepie crawlees ? duzzn meen I gotted a Stiffgit!

More footmen. There should be enough to share around, I love a man with a pair of finely shaped calves in silken hose.

Muscadet, Mince pies and merriment I will bring in my muff...well I am getting on a bit, lots of space...

Nutella....for those guests who prefer a lighter brekkie ( we usually have kippers or kedgeree)

Open All Hours- the sign for the bar.

Has this been arranged already? Please open the library for the night so we introverts can slip away to a dark corner with a good book.
Just ask Mrs Cook to pop in with tea and cakes and leave the back door unlocked so we can leave quietly at 10.

Party Poppers!?????????
And party poopers ( hiding in the library)?we shall drag you out of there watermeadow to join the Conga Line.

Queues?for the loos ( better wear a Tena)?

Restroom for genteel ladies and a portaloo for the commoners.

Snow cannon. We must have snow for a proper Christmas Ball.

Slush - after Doodle’s snow, sure as eggs is eggs, there will be slush!

To be honest a nearby bush will do for me if I need the loo - OH! I had better bring a whistle in case I squat and can't get up again!!

Unusually cold weather expected on Party night, so will bring my snow boots, my sleeping bag in case of an overnight stay. Hope you offer a decent breakie Lemongrove all laid out by your staff on the sideboard where we help ourselves. Can hardly wait.

Victoria’s Secret package has arrived I shall go to the ball.

Oh, it’s for next door.

Waldorf Salad

X-Rated outfit on order! - you will all see a different side of me now. Well, to be honest, you'll probably see every side of me....... but fear not because I will keep my vest and big pants on

Yardley bath cubes?must be sweetly scented for the night of the ball....I think the cubes will be fine ( it says best to use by
1967 on them.)

Zinnnias.....a big vase of them in the drawing room (arranged by Lord Lemongrove ) his secret hobby.?

Able bodied seamen. Hope you have invited them lemon.

Admiral too AGA ? invitations all sent!

Be there early - don't want to miss out on the buffet (I got there 10 mins late last time and only 3 sticks of celery and a half eaten ham sandwich left