I was having problems yesterday with a haunted Christmas tree table.
Just before Christmas, I found the dog trying to abseil off the sofa onto it, and couldn't understand why. I later found half a dog biscuit on it. The dog does nothing with his biscuits except eat them.
So either I opened the sideboard door at the other side of the room, stepped over the dog who turns cartwheels at the thought of a biscuit, and placed it carefully under the tiny tree OR it transported itself there unaided.
I found I preferred the latter option to the thought of me losing my mind/memory.
Then yesterday morning as I finished breakfast, I thought I'd better turn the tree lights on. I found them already on.
So either I clicked through all 8 settings on the battery pack until I came to the one I like, or the same tree/table that attracts dog biscuits to itself had turned on its own lights.
Again, I found I preferred the spooky option to the thought of lapses in my memory.
Not to be cast down today, I made a resolution to be very aware of my movements near the tree so that I didn't forget. I checked the lights were off when I pulled the curtains back, and went for a shower. When I came back, the lights were on.
All I can think is that the battery pack which has a timer to turn the lights off after many hours also times itself to come back on again.
So, I'm not losing my memory.
The treelights are not haunted - but maybe the tree is hungry for dog biscuits though. ??