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Sturgeon in UK waters

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Baggs Mon 28-Dec-20 19:18:28

Just read a headline that said: "Sturgeon could return to UK waters" and thought, irreverently, that the First Minister doesn't seem too keen on the UK so she might want to avoid its waters.

Not to mention that much of UK waters are darn cold at this time of year! ???

Better go and read the article, I suppose!

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Parsley3 Tue 29-Dec-20 13:04:48

We're all having a whale of a time here. ?

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MawBe Tue 29-Dec-20 13:11:31

Oh dear the whiting is on the wall - I am clearly just an oldwife (had to Google that!)

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BlueSapphire Tue 29-Dec-20 13:23:14

mumofmadboys will you be following the bass line when you listen to that tuna?

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Buffybee Tue 29-Dec-20 13:35:05

I am clearly just an oldwife

I wouldn't Bream of saying that MawBe.

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SueDonim Tue 29-Dec-20 14:28:20

I think she’s just jumping the shark.

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Grannybags Tue 29-Dec-20 14:34:50

Any fin is possible, just don't trout yourself!

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SueDonim Tue 29-Dec-20 15:14:29

She might roe back on this.

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lemongrove Tue 29-Dec-20 15:24:18

MawBe

Oh dear the whiting is on the wall - I am clearly just an oldwife (had to Google that!)

Better than a fishwife!????

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phoenix Tue 29-Dec-20 16:24:01

I wouldn't want to encroach on your territory.

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Marydoll Tue 29-Dec-20 16:32:59

* Phoenix*, that's a clever one !

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Spangler Tue 29-Dec-20 16:34:18

phoenix

I wouldn't want to encroach on your territory.

Don't worry, I'll let you off the hook.

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popsis71 Tue 29-Dec-20 17:11:37

Where are you trawling these up from?

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annodomini Tue 29-Dec-20 17:20:35

Could make the UK a big exporter of caviare!

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annodomini Tue 29-Dec-20 17:20:35

Could make the UK a big exporter of caviare!

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Witzend Tue 29-Dec-20 17:54:18

I knew there was something fishy about this thread!

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Poppyred Tue 29-Dec-20 18:21:23

This thread has sunk to a new low..

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MawBe Tue 29-Dec-20 18:24:12

I’m herring what you are saying!

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Marydoll Tue 29-Dec-20 18:35:43

I have my suspicions that this is a phishing thread! We don't want any whaling when it all goes wrong!

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Baggs Tue 29-Dec-20 19:27:38

Salmon(d) is a manateese now he's no longer leader.

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SueDonim Tue 29-Dec-20 19:39:57

Maybe she’s angling for a better deal.

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Elegran Tue 29-Dec-20 20:04:23

Will there be a net profit? Or is she just shooting a line?

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Marydoll Tue 29-Dec-20 20:29:35

Have you noticed how crabby some people are becoming? We should dolphinately cuttle back on the fish puns!

A fish joke for you.

What happens when you mix salmon and Nutella together?
You get salmonella.

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FarNorth Tue 29-Dec-20 20:42:43

Scale it back, you scampi's.

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SueDonim Tue 29-Dec-20 20:55:45

Are some people getting spiked about this thread?

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Grannynannywanny Tue 29-Dec-20 21:02:58

Well I fell for it hook, line and sinker

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