Someone has just sent this to me and it made me laugh - reflectons as we move into 2021. Here it is in the hope it makes others laugh too! Have you got other 'funnies' to share?
1. The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.
2. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.
3. The world has turned upside down. Old people are sneaking out of the house and their children are shouting at them to stay indoors!
4. This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house and told my dog.......we had a good laugh.
5. Every few days try your jeans on.....just to make sure they fit. Pyjamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
6. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?
7. I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!
8. I need to practise social-distancing ...........from the refrigerator.
9. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip out to the bins !
10. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go into a bank with a mask on and ask for money.
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