My hair is migrating!

Have embraced eyebrow dyeing as one eyebrow is much greyer than the other.

Tweezers forever at the ready for the ever sprouting ‘bristles’ on my chin and lips.

Use my husbands nose trimmer for my nostrils and as for ‘down there’, if the hair gets much longer I’ll take the scissors to it.

Not much to speak of under arms and legs shaved twice a week at the same time as I wash my hair

I did laser hair removal for lip, chin, underarm and legs -- it really works and I feel well worth the investment.

Oh and bikini line too!

Chemo did for most of my hair, except a couple of resilient chin hairs which annoyingly hung on! I now have thick short grey curls which dh, when asked if I had a new wig, said ‘who’d buy a wig like that’!

I am 64 and exactly at that stage if you didn't laugh you would cry!

Such a funny thread!

Thank you ladies for the funny posts, it is comforting to know I am not alone in this hair/less saga.
Reading this today has been a great tonic?

Dennis Healey has exported his eyebrows straight to my brow. I've always had hobbit feet and tarantula legs. My stomach has always been like a gorilla's but my ankles are now as smooth as a newborn baby's bum...it highlights my bulging veins, which you could run trains on, nicely!

Yes. And thanks for the smile. ?

What a fantastic post, it made me laugh so much! Its so great to hear others saying about what I'm experiencing, the hair of my legs have disappeared, also under my arms, only to appear on my upper lip & chin. I think if I had to go into hospital, I would come out with a moustache and beard. As for ......down below, its taken on a life of its own and is like an overgrown lawn. The only thing that is unchanged is the hair on my head.

Oh dear lol, this is sooo funny! I'm in stitches here.
Thanks for the laughs. I can relate to some of them.

My legs, Arms and Oxters - completely bald. My face, eyebrows, bald except for one lonely thick hair on my upper lip which I cut when it tickles my face!
Thankfully I do have a full head of hair, though very fine and flyaway!

Like Coco51 I’m on steroids & immunosuppressants and my head hair has shed so much I can see pink scalp. It’s very depressing. Anyone any tips on hair thickening products - Or should I resign myself to looking like a man in drag?

Me too, and what's worse, my eyesight is failing, I can feel the hairs but not see them so I can pull them out

I have decided to follow the lead of the late great fashion icon Mary Quant and have my husband prune my lady garden into a heart shape

That is hilarious, but so appropriate!?

Bluebellwould, Oh, the wondrous delights of the menopause!

My OH, at the time, remarked upon the contents of the bathroom cupboard:

'All your stuff in there is about hair. Either it's hair enhancing - or hair destroying!'

I said 'You're just jealous!' - he was bald.

I am suffering too! Have ordered one of those battery operated hair removers- I’m going down fighting!

Jamie- I read somewhere that Turmeric and Black Pepper capsules help with hair growth. I didn't realise that they come in different strengths so my first and current ones are mild. However, after about 8 weeks I think my hair has thickened up. They are quite expensive but my widows peak was becoming noticeable and I decided the capsules were worth a try.

Meant *Jaxie..

Nanna58, do heed my warning about a 'multiple tweezer' type of facial exfoliator. I thought that I simply must get rid of the emerging 'peach fuzz' fine hair on my cheeks.

Where did I go wrong? The skin must be stretched tight. I didn't do that. It grabbed my loose skin and attached itself! I managed to release it - eventually - but there was a red mark, like a love bite, left behind!

Very funny now, somewhat alarming at the time.

I needed a laugh and I’m so glad it’s not just me?

I find that my hair has moved about a bit. Still got a very hairy head (thank goodness!) but now grey. Underarms less hairy, legs about the same as they were before (and I don’t shave them in the winter as it helps to keep me warmer), downstairs a bit sparser. Hair on chin and upper lip is growing again, unfortunately. I was having electrolysis on chin and upper lip until last March when we were locked down, but now use a razor (I know I shouldn’t, but I do!). My granddaughters are 3 and I do not want them to point out that I have a beard and moustache (although it’s not quite that bad) so the lady’s shave is being pressed into service. I also have hairy big toes and a nurse told me it was a sign of good circulation.

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

I had my bikini and lower (toilet brush) legs lasered and I use hot wax for top lip and nostrils. I have some very wiry hair chin hairs that I never seem to notice until I’m looking in my car rear mirror.