I have a friend, the loveliest person, whose middle name could be Mrs Malaprop. Some of her gems are :
He went skinny dipping with no clothes on!
The salutation plant (desalination)
Can you smell the chloroform in the pool?
He takes his guns out (it’s a stick up)
Anyone have any funnies to add?
Is there such a thing as delicious ready meals?
Things you find stressful that other people don't notice.
Water Pollution -“ A National Disgrace”? A case for renationalisation?