I'm up for a joke if you have any - I did enjoy the Bradford ^turn-off one
Fanny C. Have I ever!? How do think I've had so many "Reports" and "Deletions"?
But maybe you're not trying to lead me astray again; btw, you're not Scotch are you?
Using the Rule of Thumb motto "Sometimes Rude but Never Crude"; try these good "Oldies" (repeats!)
Lady talking to her friend says
I think my husband is depressed.
It hasn't stopped raining for 3 days and all he does is stare through the window.
If it's still raining tomorrow, I suppose I'll have to let him in!"
Sign spotted at local chemist's shop'
" Try Viagra. It won't make you Sean Connery but it might make you Roger Moore!"
Feedback needed to work out the audience, before proceding!
Next-door lady Merrin, has has just brought round an off-cut from her home-made family-size quiche for lunch!
Too hot 30C for soup!
Will be back later to talk about Owls again!
Heated Brush recommendation,please.