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The Argy Bargy Bar is back!

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lemongrove Wed 27-Jan-21 21:44:26

Hello Argies, regulars and newcomers, after meeting Moneybags Mike this evening we have another year’s lease on the bar ( £8/10/6d! Daylight robbery)
Drop in here anytime for a chat, banter and a drink or three.
Every Friday is a ‘theme nite’ there may be a raffle and there is always humour along with strong poteen.

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Doodle Fri 12-Feb-21 20:23:43

I think you’d better help out grandmajet I need to get ready for my llama line dance.
Dont bother with the squirts flower just Chuck that bucket of water over her.

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grandmajet Fri 12-Feb-21 20:33:37

I threw the water, but it was just glitter! I think she’s fine though, she just drank a litre of poteen and looks quite twirly now!

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Doodle Fri 12-Feb-21 20:38:10

Good job, she’s very sparkly too. Quite dazzling in fact.
She’s blinded my llamas and they’ve run amok. ?

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AGAA4 Fri 12-Feb-21 20:39:23

Are you ready for the cannon Doodle? The llamas are very skittish after all that sugar. May have to be square line dancing.

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Doodle Fri 12-Feb-21 20:41:51

Yes I’m ready. I’ll just slide in then you can put the roast potatoes and goose in on top. Who’s going to light it?

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ixion Fri 12-Feb-21 20:43:27

Ooh Doodle, that was a beautiful performance -the Tiller Girls all over again. Like Sunday Night at the London Palladium c.1960, but with class.
Mind you, they do look a bit embarrassed in that get up.

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ixion Fri 12-Feb-21 20:44:05

It'll only take an Ember or two.

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Doodle Fri 12-Feb-21 20:44:45

Yes I’m very proud of them. Such good high kicks. Do you think someone can get the Admirals teeth back out of the rafters?

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Doodle Fri 12-Feb-21 20:45:23

Right I’m ready. Start the count down and stand well back

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AGAA4 Fri 12-Feb-21 20:47:52

Right I will light the fuse.

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AGAA4 Fri 12-Feb-21 20:48:57

There she goes!

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Urmstongran Fri 12-Feb-21 20:50:56

I’m okay.
Boy that was some BANG‼️
I can’t see anyone for the smoke.
Actually I think I’ve gone deaf too. Is anybody still standing?

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grandmajet Fri 12-Feb-21 20:52:58

Where is she? Is that her? Or the North Star?

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Doodle Fri 12-Feb-21 20:53:00

?☄️?? byeeeeeeee ..........

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Doodle Fri 12-Feb-21 20:53:45

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ixion Fri 12-Feb-21 20:55:14

"BREAKING NEWS
The BBC has learned that two RAF fighter planes have been scrambled to investigate reports of an unidentifiable missile, last seen over Milton Keynes"

Oops

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AGAA4 Fri 12-Feb-21 20:55:52

Ground control to Doodle come in Doodle

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ixion Fri 12-Feb-21 20:58:25

"Scientists are baffled by reports that the missile seems to be leaving a trail of small round objects in its wake, a phenomenon never seen before in space history"

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Doodle Fri 12-Feb-21 21:00:08

Gimme my roast potatoes back wheeeeee ?

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AGAA4 Fri 12-Feb-21 21:01:52

The roast potatoes. I hope the goose doesn't fall out.

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ixion Fri 12-Feb-21 21:03:00

Sorry, Doodle.
NASA think they are part of a spectacular meteor shower

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Doodle Fri 12-Feb-21 21:06:07

Ooooh I’m getting dizzy going round and round like this ?. I think I’m slowing down..........I might be on my way back......

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grandmajet Fri 12-Feb-21 21:10:19

Quick, she needs something soft to land on!

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AGAA4 Fri 12-Feb-21 21:10:22

The goose has landed and here comes Doodle

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grandmajet Fri 12-Feb-21 21:10:52

We should all lie down and brace ourselves!

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