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The Argy Bargy Bar is back!

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lemongrove Wed 27-Jan-21 21:44:26

Hello Argies, regulars and newcomers, after meeting Moneybags Mike this evening we have another year’s lease on the bar ( £8/10/6d! Daylight robbery)
Drop in here anytime for a chat, banter and a drink or three.
Every Friday is a ‘theme nite’ there may be a raffle and there is always humour along with strong poteen.

Doodle Fri 12-Feb-21 21:15:33

? ouch.

Urmstongran Fri 12-Feb-21 21:28:01

That was pretty spectacular. Or do I mean a pretty spectacle? I’m still feeling woozy then ixion rugby tackled me to the ground in preparation for Doodle’s landing.

Aargh! Just caught sight of myself in a mirror.
I have to say my hair’s a mess...

Doodle Fri 12-Feb-21 21:28:06

Sorry. Who did I land on? Anyone seen my goose?

ixion Fri 12-Feb-21 21:28:37

????

Doodle Fri 12-Feb-21 21:29:24

Urms that’s because you’ve got my goose stuck in your hair. Give it here at once .

Urmstongran Fri 12-Feb-21 21:29:27

All of us I think Doodle. You’re quite a big girl and you came in at Mach 3. Or 4.

ixion Fri 12-Feb-21 21:30:15

I'll have a gander for you, Doodle (Boom Boom)

Doodle Fri 12-Feb-21 21:31:47

Thank you all for the applause.
Time for the karaoke. I’ll go first. Space Oddity I think.

Doodle Fri 12-Feb-21 21:33:01

Or Rocket man ?

Doodle Fri 12-Feb-21 21:33:25

Followed by boom bang a bang ?☄️

Doodle Fri 12-Feb-21 21:33:48

Nice one ixion ?

Urmstongran Fri 12-Feb-21 21:37:47

Oh Doodle your off key. Or off your head. Too much poteen?

I need a drink come to think of it. Who’s that behind the bar?

ixion Fri 12-Feb-21 21:41:52

Sings -

'Have you seen the stars tonight?
Would you like to go up on A-deck and look at them with me?
Have you seen the stars tonight?
Would you like to go up for a stroll and keep me company?"

BFF if you recognise this?❤️

Doodle Fri 12-Feb-21 21:54:32

I think it might be Thor Urms .
Oooh I’m so dizzy I’d better sit down.
ixiondo something. Juggle or trapeze. I’ve done my bit for tonight.
urms are you doing a turn..........or do you always look like that ?

ixion Fri 12-Feb-21 21:59:31

You missed it, actually. Me 'n' Dolly, til I got chucked off and out cold.
My glitter is itching- BRB

Doodle Fri 12-Feb-21 22:09:39

What’s happened to jugs tonight. She got too heavy and fallen over?

grandmajet Fri 12-Feb-21 22:22:06

What happened? Something flew in like a wrecking ball and squashed me!

grandmajet Fri 12-Feb-21 22:23:26

Oh yes, I remember. Hello again Doodle, that was spectacular. Any roast potatoes left? I’m a bit peckish.

Doodle Fri 12-Feb-21 22:30:11

Sorry grandmajet they all got burnt up on re entry. I’ve got a squashed Yorkshire pudding in my pocket though. You can have that ?

grandmajet Fri 12-Feb-21 22:32:32

Wanders off into the night, singing Catch a Falling Star and put it in your pocket, tra la la .............

grandmajet Fri 12-Feb-21 22:33:10

Munching a squashed Yorkshire pudding......

Doodle Fri 12-Feb-21 22:39:21

All this excitement has been too much for me. I think I’ll bed down in the cellar with the llamas.
Doodle snuggles down on her cosy llama bed trying hard to ignore the smell ? and as she slowly drifts off to sleep wonders what next weeks theme night will be... moon

ixion Fri 12-Feb-21 22:49:58

Sleep tight - you've covered a fair bit of ground tonight!

muse Fri 12-Feb-21 22:59:23

Smell? You say I smell Doodle? wink

Doodle Fri 12-Feb-21 23:13:47

Is that you in the corner muse? I was talk8ng about the llamas but if you’ve been down here with them it could easily have rubbed off on you too. Have you been down here all the time slaving away with AGA making the poteen..........or drinking it maybe ?

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