The Argy Bargy Bar is back!

That sounds good Doodle. Only not the Godfather please.

Oh no, definitely not the Godfather! It would frighten the llamas, I think they identify as horses after their chariot pulling stint!

Not the Godfather for me either. Nothing too amorous or we'll have trouble with the Admiral and his wandering hands.

How about Pretty Woman? We’re all women, and pretty ones! So it is about us, isn’t it?

Is it possible for us to have a quiet night at the Argy?

Just thinking of other Friday's when things got out of hand:
Doodle being shot out of a cannon and causing consternation in the constellation.

ixion's ill fated trip to Grimsby.

Having to ward off the Mafia. How did that happen?

The hole in the roof from Bonfire night celebrations.

Any others? So with the best of intentions this Friday- Pyjamas and Pretty Woman - will it all go smoothly?

That sounds lovely AGA. I’ll try not to collect too many dubious followers as I walk through the streets in my babydoll nightie.

I will stand at the door with Gnasher in his nightcap. He will see off anyone dubious grandmajet. Or you could wear a long mac over your baby dolls?
You would be very brave to wear flimsy night attire walking down Pigstrotter Alley.

I can wear my negligee I suppose, it’s not too transparent.

I’m intrigued about the hole in the roof? I think it must have been before I was recruited to the staff, but I’m surprised it didn’t make the Daily Star headlines. I mean, the Argy is a meeting place for top people!

I will come in my (animal) onesie, to maintain create decorum
Which one would you like me to wear?

Not a llama ixion. We don't need 5

grandmajet if I remember correctly the hole in the roof was caused by Thor showing off his extremely long rocket. ?
Oh ixion be very careful you don’t frighten the llamas. Remember what happened last time ????
I think Pretty Woman is a great choice.
Looking forward to a quiet night in. What could go wrong? ?

The Flying Fox one?

Tutu Puggy?

This is the one!
Can't wait!

Great choice, nice pants!

In those outfits ixion and grandmajet's baby dolls it may not be as quiet a night as we hoped. If the Admiral and the llamas get too excited there will be mayhem as usual.

Have you met May Hem. We banned her ages ago.

Is it a lock-in, for suitably refined guests only?
I doubt Lemongrove would approve if we kept the doors shut for a quiet night in, and, as we know, she does pop in unannounced to check on us every now and then.
Best open up for the usual rabble just in case.
Suitable food for film watching - popcorn, hotdogs and wonderful(?) cocktails.

Lovely ixion very er......stylish.
I will be a picture of decorum in my winceyette pyjamas and pink fluffy hippo slippers.
Going to be a fun night.
I think May Hem is still in Parkhurst AGA .?

I will bring these for grandmajet

For my sweet?!

I am ready in my tartan onesie. The poteen is brewed and I have ordered the fish and chips - no pizza tonight!

I like Caramac. Can I share?

Of course, I’m sure ixion will bring a boxfull.
Babydolls going on. I’m sure the frilly knickers were a bit larger 40 years ago! Never mind, the fallout is quite attractive I think!
Mm, fish and chips, hopefully with mushy peas.

Oh yes I want mushy peas too.
I see the Admiral is already here in his nightshirt and nightcap.
Thor informs me he will come in his usual nighttime attire .......
Time to start the film soon . Pints all round I think AGA ?

Wonder Woman on her way, bringing gifts a box of Caramac for the film.
I am a teensy bit bothered by the skimpiness of the panties knickers. Not as substantial as those I normally wear.

What is the film again?

Bit worried about the film. I bought an old dvd player from Enrico's Electricals and an old dvd. Just hope nobody has taped over it as we may be in for a surprise