The Argy Bargy Bar is back!

I see ixion has left her Hawaian. I will have some of that later. It's the only one the llamas haven't polished off as it has pineapple on it. The only thing they don't like.

Hope you enjoy Grimsby ixion.

ixion by the time that postcard gets here from Grimsby you’ll be back ?
Well at least we seem to have seen the last of the Luigi family.
They did bring us some very tasty pizzas.

Oh ixion. I saw that guy with the flowery necklace, the one from Grimsby, trying to give Happyme a slice of his pepperoni special behind the bar on Friday. Don’t trust him!

Is that when the Spicy Pepperoni guy was chasing you around the bar grandmajet. Did he catch you?

That’s the one AGA. I didn’t like the look of his Spicy Pepperoni one little bit!
I hooked up with a hot and spicy Sicilian! Gorgeous! He treated me to a bite of his dough ball too!

Be careful grandmajet. That Sicilian is in the Mafia. A dangerous dough ball!

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He said he was in with a lovely mob, but that his Godfather could be a bit touchy.

Please don't join the mob grandmajet. We don't want you to be Gangsta Granny.

His family are all goodfellas apparently so I’m sure he’s ok. He asked a lot of questions about Luigi, was this his hood?, and his trap house? I said we had a few mousetraps but they weren’t Luigi’s, and the hoodie was mine for the walk home.

Well I’ve been down to the Pizza Hut and had a nice chat with a fellow called Domino. He tells me we should avoid Luigi’s as they have connections with the underworld. Quite what the tube trains have to do with it I don’t know but I have ordered another delivery of pizzas for Friday. These are apparently Bogof pizzas, shaped like a toilet seat with a hole in the middle.

Won't be a patch on my Hawaiian, trust me??

Palm trees in Grimsby, ixion?

Pizza again on Friday! Thanks Doodle. I liked the pizzas from Luigi's but not the guys wearing shoulder holsters who brought them.

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I did say, IIRC, that my Hawaiian was taking me home.
Well he sure did. Grimsby it was, and he even tried to introduce me to "Skeggy" ?, telling me it was just like Waikiki beach in Honolulu. Aw, c'mon.

Thank for the loan of The Admiral Doodle. He caused a bit of a stir coming into Grimsby en bateau. Either that or it was his dubious repertoire of sea shanties.

Will you do the Lost Sheep bit, please?
Will steer clear of pizzas in future - will just opt for a juicy saveloy 'n' chips.

AGA shoulder holsters ?. I thought they were back braces.
Gulp. They seemed to like it in the Argy. Do you think they’ll come back.
ixion. In view of Luigi’s gang I wonder if we would be better off having fish and chips (or saveloy if you insist) from the chippy.

Cum on ixion sit down by the bar. It’s ok. We’ve all been had before (many times in the case of grandmajet).
Have a pint and forget your troubles......then after that you can clean the gents toilet. ?

Thought Happyme was lav monitor these days??

She was promoted when you left to go to Hawaii. ?

Welcome back ixion. I promise never to mention Grimsby again.
How was Grimsby?

How about a pyjama party this week? I think after all the excitement recently a quiet night in, if that is at all possible at the Argy, with fish and chips and poteen. Maybe a few cocktails. We could sing sea shanties with the Admiral or maybe not. I remember some of the words

ixion try not to get carried off to Barbados or somewhere exotic as you will end up in Hull.

Ooh, yes, I’ll dig out my baby doll number, yellow, frilly and very short!
Maybe someone will lure me off to Fiji. Or Grimsby. Oops. Don’t mention Grimsby!

Will the punters wear their nightwear too? Do you think some of them sleep in the altogether. ?

Most of our punters wear their pyjamas to come here anyway.

I will pinch some blankets from the llamas to keep you warm grandmajet. Your baby doll number sounds chilly to me. I will be in my tartan winceyette ones

Ooh AGA I love the sound of a pyjama party. I have a lovely striped pair that I got from HM prison found in a jumble sale.
Fish and chips and mushy peas for me too.
Shall we hire a film to watch and we can all snuggle on the floor with the llamas and have a sing song.