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The Argy Bargy Bar is back!

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lemongrove Wed 27-Jan-21 21:44:26

Hello Argies, regulars and newcomers, after meeting Moneybags Mike this evening we have another year’s lease on the bar ( £8/10/6d! Daylight robbery)
Drop in here anytime for a chat, banter and a drink or three.
Every Friday is a ‘theme nite’ there may be a raffle and there is always humour along with strong poteen.

ixion Sun 31-Jan-21 22:24:13

Wellie status?
They can be quite -er- particular round here?

muse Sun 31-Jan-21 23:04:54

All spick and span now. Doodle said they ponged so I put them in the dishwasher.

lemongrove Sun 31-Jan-21 23:22:03

Phew what a day! Am setting out hot toddies and other nightcaps ( some with pom poms on) on the bar, gratis for all.
After that it’s off to the scullery to have a cuddle with Vlad on the lilo.Do wish he would get some accommodation sorted out......all he brought with him was a long wooden box.

lemongrove Sun 31-Jan-21 23:23:41

Well, Doodle I do seem to have a magical effect on the menfolk of the bar✨✨✨Vlad says I can raise the dead. Then he laughs.

muse Sun 31-Jan-21 23:31:47

Cheers
Watch the splinters lemongrove wink

lemongrove Sun 31-Jan-21 23:50:44

Ah! I see you have been in Vlad’s box already muse thanks for the tip.

lemongrove Sun 31-Jan-21 23:51:44

Although I usually prefer my tips in hard cash.

AGAA4 Mon 01-Feb-21 14:56:28

Thor has made Vlad a plush lining for his box. You know how good Thor is with his needle. None of us want splinters in our rear ends.

ixion Mon 01-Feb-21 17:29:03

Hey, it's not purple satin, I hope?
That was specially for my curtain for Friday nite.
How can I saw a woman in half without it? People will see how it works.

lemongrove Tue 02-Feb-21 17:13:48

Here ixion you can unpick and use AGA’s luscious lime new bloomers for your curtain ( she has only worn them once)?
We need to make the bar look magical for Friday.....suggestions?
Thor says he can do a turn, the old three tumblers and ball routine, says he can make lots of cash for us with the betting fire crew and the ship’s company.

lemongrove Tue 02-Feb-21 17:14:57

You need to work on your saw routine ixion.....you do know that it’s a trick, don’t you??

lemongrove Tue 02-Feb-21 17:15:47

I did some real magic once, I was driving along and then turned into a lay-by.

LauraNorder Tue 02-Feb-21 17:21:46

I’m good at that kind of magic too Lemon, every time I drive my car home I turn in to my own driveway.

LauraNorder Tue 02-Feb-21 17:35:27

I can make an apple turnover

LauraNorder Tue 02-Feb-21 17:35:57

For pudding on the lunch menu

LauraNorder Tue 02-Feb-21 17:42:08

Just taking my labracadabrador for a walk, that owl hootdini is upsetting him.

grandmajet Tue 02-Feb-21 17:42:27

I can turn a car into a mobile phone by driving it into a river. Kia into Nokia!
Is there a handy river in the Argy?

LauraNorder Tue 02-Feb-21 17:43:48

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LauraNorder Tue 02-Feb-21 19:12:07

I’ve asked the sous chef to get 2 dozen carrots for the soup tomorrow, it’ll be a 24 carat dish ?

AGAA4 Tue 02-Feb-21 19:33:11

Will there magic mushrooms? Laura grows them on the windowsill.

ixion Tue 02-Feb-21 19:35:46

Oops.
First Aid Kit, anyone???‍♀️

Doodle Tue 02-Feb-21 20:17:41

Must get my glasses fixed. I read lemon’s post as “off to the scullery to have a cuddle with Vlad on the dildo !
No, First aid Kit ran away when we got the ferrets. We haven’t had a cat since. ?

Pittcity Tue 02-Feb-21 20:55:13

There's some Duck tape under the bar. Will that do Ixion?

LauraNorder Tue 02-Feb-21 20:58:26

AGA now you’ve let the first aid kit out of the bag I’ll have to share my secret stash of ?

LauraNorder Tue 02-Feb-21 21:09:30

Lisa is on the way, clear the bar for her jugs.

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