The Imaginary Dinner Party From Hell

I would add a few names from GN, past as well as present.

Charleygirl5

I would add a few names from GN, past as well as present.

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Me too charley.

Who does dinner parties nowadays any way. We eat in the kitchen - no starters, simple main course and bought pudding. A friend forgot the puddings once so we all had magnums!! Think it might catch on!

Good grief, kittylester! Standards, girl, standards!

I invite friends for a meal and go to the local chippy.

Ooh, who to choose.
Jeremy Corbyn, can he really be as miserable as he looks.
Jeremy Clarkson, should have a good argument with the other Jeremy.
Gemma Collins, no explanation needed!
Emma Thompson, so holier than thou.
Gillian McKeith, to sneer at the food and peer into the toilet!
Rene Jean Page - just for me to look at!

If you’re having the dinner party from hell grandmajet you can’t have someone to drool over.

It’s my dinner party! and I’ll drool if I want to!

Oh yes, add Kenneth Branagh. Can't bear the smug, self satisfied, self-aggrandizing a**e.

Hmm..
John McCririck, the Krankies, someone from TOWIE, Frankie Boyle, Janet St Porter, Jane Macdonald, Ricky Gervais and Dominic Cummings.

Oh, Morrissey and Jarvis Cocker, just for fun, too.

Do you mind if I go down to the pub and leave you all to it? With Monty Don please, Greyduster!
Are you coming Lisagran and Dottydots?

Janet St Porter
Don't let her do the cooking, MissA she eats roadkill. You don't know how long it might have been knocking around at the side of the road.

Well, at least she's easily pleased, foodies then.
Just as well since I can't cook/won't cook.

Foodies? Foodwise!

MissAdventure

Well, at least she's easily pleased, foodies then.
Just as well since I can't cook/won't cook.

She was on Masterchef so she can cook a bit, leave her in charge of the kitchen.

She could do what she wanted really, seeing as she's a bit scary!

I can't really think of any celebs (apart from Carol Vorderman, for whom I have a carefully cultivated lifelong dislike of) and Gregg Wallace, naturally.

My dinner party from hell would be a few people who I know / have known in real life (worked with, to be perfectly honest) Dreary people, self obsessed people, stupid people etc.
And no booze

A few of my dream dinner party guests are on here, including Jeremy Clarkson and Jarvis Cocker.
In fact that would do me fine, with lots of booze!

Jo Brand - Frankie Boyle - Janet Street Porter - Gordon Ramsey - Jeremy Corbyn - David Cameron - Gemma Collins

LauraNorder

If you’re having the dinner party from hell grandmajet you can’t have someone to drool over.

Maybe the hell would be, look but don’t touch! He is gorgeous.

How could I forget Frankie Boyle? Vile man.

Ok, since you asked - he irritates the life out of me with his sheer “niceness”, and the way he seeks to makes an art form out of looking slightly dishevelled. I want to drag him off to a good tailor and say “burn these bloody jackets he wears and DO something with him!!”

Oldwoman70

I would invite: Russell Brand, Jeremy Clarkson, Piers Morgan, Jeremy Kyle, Jeremy Vine, Katie Hopkins and all the Kardashians,

Would it be evil for me to ask if I could settle them down and then set fire to the building

I have a box of matches you can borrow.

Any member(s) of the British Royal family, any member of the UK Government. Would then probably be more than happy to welcome Guido Falkes!!!!

grandmajet

LauraNorder

If you’re having the dinner party from hell grandmajet you can’t have someone to drool over.

Maybe the hell would be, look but don’t touch! He is gorgeous.

How could I forget Frankie Boyle? Vile man.

For you Grandmajet

“Bridgerton star Rege-Jean Page to read CBeebies bedtime story On Mother’s Day.”

Greyduster

Ok, since you asked - he irritates the life out of me with his sheer “niceness”, and the way he seeks to makes an art form out of looking slightly dishevelled. I want to drag him off to a good tailor and say “burn these bloody jackets he wears and DO something with him!!”

I don’t do gardening so I ve not seen much of him but when I have seen him I think his clothes are excellent!