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Doodle Sat 27-Mar-21 20:16:59

Service as usual in the Argy folks but with the addition of our new roof top tea garden. In the words of the famous Basil Fawlty, no riffraff. ?

AGAA4 Fri 16-Apr-21 20:20:52

Join in 'hey you get off a my cloud'

grandmajet Fri 16-Apr-21 20:29:40

There goes brook’s seaweed!
Mick’s singing to her. ‘Let’s spend the night together’
Run, brook, run.

ixion Fri 16-Apr-21 20:30:03

No problems.
Let's get Charlie to the Bar for a pick-me-up.
Help is at hand - Gazz used to play the drums at Filey Butlin's.
He'll pick it ip in no time with his extensive repertoire. Sorry he's a bit niffy. All that seaweed.

AGAA4 Fri 16-Apr-21 20:34:38

Oregano spliff anyone? Just made a new batch.

grandmajet Fri 16-Apr-21 20:36:28

Yeah, man. Cool.

ixion Fri 16-Apr-21 20:41:35

Jus' chillin'

brook2704 Fri 16-Apr-21 20:41:46

I’m running grandmajet I’m running .... I’m definitely not his honky tonk woman and he ain’t getting no satisfaction...

AGAA4 Fri 16-Apr-21 20:43:44

Doodle has just grabbed Mick's mike. Think it's his mike...

grandmajet Fri 16-Apr-21 21:12:11

He sounds a bit squeaky......

Doodle Fri 16-Apr-21 21:37:10

Ooh Pants did you get anything autographed ?
Don’t worry brook he won’t catch you now I’ve got him .........he he ...down to the cellar with you, your naughty boy ?

ixion Fri 16-Apr-21 21:45:01

MOG doodle - you're a positive siren.
How many legless luckless chaps have you had down there?

Doodle Fri 16-Apr-21 22:11:44

? that would be telling ixion, but I’ve never had a rear celeb before.........unless you count George of course.

ixion Fri 16-Apr-21 22:16:21

Er, pardon my ignorance doodle, but how does a rear celeb differ from a normal celeb?

grandmajet Fri 16-Apr-21 22:23:31

Apparently this is a celeb rear

Doodle Fri 16-Apr-21 22:24:34

ixion , they come at you from behind of course.

Doodle Fri 16-Apr-21 22:25:34

Is it true to life grandmajet ?

ixion Fri 16-Apr-21 22:34:09

?

Doodle Fri 16-Apr-21 22:58:36

Well you did ask ?

Doodle Fri 16-Apr-21 23:00:40

They come at you from behind and .....go boo ?

grandmajet Sat 17-Apr-21 13:20:22

Are you sure there was just oregano in those spliffs AGA? I had the strangest of dreams - and now I’m starving, I’ve eaten all the food ready for the tearoom this afternoon and now I’m munching some seaweed!

grandmajet Sat 17-Apr-21 13:21:42

(Muttering to self ). Better get on making some more sandwiches and scones, I can see the queue building up for the tearoom!

AGAA4 Sat 17-Apr-21 15:51:11

The spliffs went down well. I will sell them in the bar £2 for 3.

Sorry grandmajet I did add cinnamon to some of the spliffs and that makes them quite strong. I hope your dreams weren't too vivid. After seeing all those celebrity rears I wouldn't be surprised.

Doodle Sat 17-Apr-21 21:11:43

Ooh what a night. Is everything going ok here. Those oregano spliffs were amazing AGA. If you’re adding cinnamon can I have mine with a baked apple please.
Mick and the boys were on top form last night. We made loads of dosh.......just wish I could remember the passcode to the safe ??

grandmajet Sun 18-Apr-21 12:31:10

Doodle, sit down, brace yourself.
I came in this morning and found the trap door to the cellar prised open, and the handcuffs on the floor. Next to them a note,
Dear Doodle,
‘My baby used to stay out all night long,
She made me cry, she done me wrong,
She hurt my eyes open, that’s no lie,
Tables turn and now, her turn to cry
Because I used to love her, but it’s all over now,
Because I used to love her, but it’s all over now.’
Love, Mick. Xx

Shall I pour you a pint?

Doodle Sun 18-Apr-21 19:34:10

???????????. Oh!
Yes please grandmajet. How thoughtful of you.
I think I’ll just sit in the corner and remember our wonderful 24 hour love affair. ?????. .......anyone seen the Admiral around ?

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