The Argy Bar and Tea Room

ixion behave !

Er doodle
There's an awful lot of 'you' and 'your'. No 'us' or 'our'.
Where will you be??

Sadly ixion one of us has to mind Thor the bar. So I’ll just be sitting with my feet up slaving away keeping things running while you lucky girls get to do a lovely workout. ?

Fronk has been giving me a personal cancan lesson. He says my derrière is tres jolie. Does that mean my bum is funny?

No jet. Large.
Sorry about that......

But the fact that he's chosen you as the Principal Dancer and Rôle Model speaks volumes about your bottom.
And, you get the biggest plumes?

Big bottoms are highly prized in some places. Not sure about your costume though Jet is it supposed to disappear between your cheeks like that.......and that flesh colour makes it look like you’re not wearing anything.

Talking of nibbles, should we not be arranging for some traditional Welsh treats for Sir Tom, to make him feel at home?
All I can come up with is
Welsh Rarebit
Barabrith
Laverbread
Leeks.
All seems a tad - er- stodgy?

Need stodgy in Wales. Cold and damp. I will make some Welsh cakes but he is probably used to more exotic fare these days. Maybe oysters. I will run down to the docks and ask my fisherman friend to get me some.

Has jet any supplies of Grimsby seaweed left over from her wraps?
We could use that.

Some lobsters with seaweed may entice him.

Great idea ixion. AGA if you do the oysters, I’ll make the Welsh cakes, I think I’ve found some currant on the floor in the cellar. No idea how they got there ?
Talking of oysters, you better get a lot. He might need them.
No need for seaweed, we can entice him in with our womanly ways.
What else can we give him for energy?

May Hem as the Warm up Act? ?

Would he survive a warm up with May? You know what she’s like ?

I think Sir Tom would soon sort May Hem out, he’s probably had lots of practice ..

What’s he singing anyhow ... have we any special requests and dedications ?

Oops, sorry doodle, forgot my pants again. It s always happening. I must remember them or Sir Tom won’t sing ‘She’s a Lady’ for me.

That's what I meant doodle.
They never discuss their knickers in the Kitchen.

Muscles McVitie is settling in well. He’s been teaching the llamas a line dance, they seem to love him. Did he sleep in the cellar with them last night?

Yes he did jet! Biccy got settled in well with the Llamas - they really enjoyed his company ?

Ok then so far I think if we ask nicely Tom might sing...
She’s a Lady - for jet of course
Sexbomb
You can keep your Hat on
Delilah
What’s new Pussycat
I’ll never fall in love again ?

Biccy says he’s happy to take us through our Cancan paces again tomorrow but we need to practice those high kicks ..
Shaping up to be another great Friday night .. tickets sales are rocketing ?

(You haven’t been in the kitchen long enough ixion. Soop has a wicked sense of humour, trust me ?)

Wow jet could we have line dancing llamas as the first act. Perhaps they could dance with Sir Tom.
brook have you been to Madam PomPom and sorted out the knicker order for us yet?
AGA I’ve made the Welsh cakes and put them in that chest freezer in the corner of the cellar. There’s a funny shaped parcel wrapped in plastic at the bottom. Do you know what it is?

I bet he’s never danced with llamas before - a world first! Wow!

I’ve made a chicken and leek pie in the shape of Wales, with seaweed garnish. I’m sure Sir Tom will love it, - although the pastry is a bit tough. I hope he doesn’t break his teeth on it, it might spoil his singing voice.

Didn’t those dodgy blokes from Sarfend leave a parcel in the freezer?

Or it could be Jackie Laverty?!