The Argy Conglomerate

She and her freezer ended up in a scrapyard doodle.
AC-12's patch, that one.

Tonight, after the bar closes. We could disguise ourselves as sea monsters, no-one will notice us then.
I’ll pack some snacks in case we get stranded - plenty of sandwiches left over in the tearoom today. I don’t think out of date fish paste is very popular. Several customers looked a bit green - I hope they haven’t brought in any germs to our super safe environment.

Of course you can AGA they’re all yours, I asked Madam Pom Pom to put extra special frills on those too ?

I’m up for it Jet after dark tonight ... don’t bother with the sandwiches though just bring the poteen ...

Where did you get that photo of me grandmajet?

Wot no sandwiches?

Ooh, I'm up for it?.
See you down by the jetty.
(I am the Octopus - koo-koo-katchu)

Who said that?

So sorry Jet but if you saw what the llamas were up to today in the tea room you wouldn’t want the sandwiches .. naughty boys!

See you soon

Oh dear, I just ate a few. ?
No need to disguise myself now!

I don't think anyone will notice us as we head for the jetty with llamas and a huge freezer

I’ll be on lookout AGA ? if anyone does notice us I’ll distract them ..

Get May Hem and Sexy Sadie to parade outside the Argy.
All eyes will be there, trust me?

Great idea ixion ?

Btw Sir Tom has confirmed for tomorrow night at 8pm followed by the CanCan 9pm ...

Has lemon put the hoover round?

We could all wear sunglasses. Then again the fish has no ears.

True. But you do expect to see a fish at the jetty.

Are the llamas opening the show with their line dance?

Duh ? sorry ixion I forgot. I thought it was another acronym!
grandmajet you said some of the customers looked green after the sandwiches......that’s not one of them is it ?
Right tonight it is.
I want sandwiches too. We might as well make it a picnic. It’s not every day we go on a cruise ?
ixion brilliant disguise. I’d never have recognised you.
Gulp.....perhaps as brook says we should leave the sandwiches behind. We can get some chips on the way home.
brook you look brilliant as a bloater.
Yes the llamas are all ready for tomorrow. I just hope they don’t injure themselves pulling that freezer to the jetty tonight.
Give me a couple of minutes to get changed into my costume and we’ll be off.

Right I’m ready. I’ve put socks in the llamas feet to keep the noise down.
May Hem is doing a brilliant job distracting everyone. Didn’t realise she was that flexible ?
Let’s get the freezer on the cart

It's jammed - oh, unplug it, someone.

Got it. Now heave ........and it’s on the cart.
Stop squeaking ixion someone will hear. Oops sorry it’s the wheels not you.
Let’s get the llamas haltered up.

Ballyclavas on, folks.
I'm not creaking, I have been well lubricated?.
Blinkers for the llamas, so they won't grass us up, as I think the phrase goes.
Back 'em up doodle - over she goes.
Are the oars people ready?

(Have you got the humps, doodle? LOL

No I’m in a perfectly good mood ?

Oh I see what you mean . Yes we’re all ready. Now quietly does it and off we go. ?