The Argy Conglomerate

OMG don’t let Thor and Fronc watch Italy ?

I need a drink ? ?

Literal interpretation of the lyrics Norway

To be honest I’m finding it difficult to see any difference between them all. I think Miss France forgot to put her top on. Most of the others seems to have been to Madam Pom Pom for their outfits. She must have made a mint.

Blimey.
These Azerbaijan lasses woukd give value for money with the Admiral, at least?

I think the llamas would love those ostrich feathers ..

That's some bustier, Mlle France.
Just don't aim for the high notes (please)

Or just the finger?

It's all so bizarre.
Or am I getting too old and jaded?☹️

well said Doodle!

I think we need to give a big hand to Germany ?

Oh lemon you are missing a treat with Iceland’s entry. I think I’ve lost the plot. I haven’t watched Eurovision for years.....and now I know why ?

Doodle

Lemon if those boots walked over Lord Lemon they would flatten him completely.

Heh hee!
Am not watching the Euro Nightmare, never do. Bet my boots are nicer then.

Yup nothing like Heidi with yellow plaits and rosy cheeks. ?

Lemon if those boots walked over Lord Lemon they would flatten him completely.

Miss Greece was quite, er, lithe.

Do you remember years back, when certain countries proudly presented their cultural heritage?
Bringing what they knew and loved best?
They all seem to have cottoned on to Western glitz?
Nothing indigenous any more.
More's the pity...

I already have a pair of silver boots at the back of the wardrobe, Lord L likes me to wear them ( five inch heels) and to walk all over him as he lays on the Persian rug in the bedroom.Eh? NO! He has a bad back, and this helps. Or so he says.

Hmmm ?

Gawd.

Ooh, our boy??

I was thinking the same ixion

Love those silver thigh high boots. I can see Lemon wanting a pair.

Miss Serbia would go down a storm at the Argy.
Can we sign her up?

Oooh Portugal ... very cool ?

Nah.
Nul points.
Pretentious.

Next!

Like the gold turban.