The Argy Conglomerate

AGA brilliant idea. Never thought of training the llamas as butlers. You are right Humpfree is a sprightly young thing.
Bar snacks lemon hold on a jif…….I’ll just pop down to the cellar, I’m sure I saw an old bag of pork scratchings there somewhere.

Doodle do you remember how wild the llamas were when they first came to the Argy. You have trained then well and they are now an asset.......most of the time.

Just to say that I am going to furlough myself ( or furlong, as my cousin calls it) for a few days.
Don't feel uber-jolly at the mo.
Thanks
?

ixion I don’t think any of us feel in the mood at the moment.
Brook said that jet’s daughter asked us to raise a glass to her. Let’s remember our friend on Friday and ask others in to join us. Take care .

I have just heard the sad news from Brook. grandmajet will be missed by us all.

We are all very sad and will miss the friendliness and humour of grandmajet, but will have a singsong and a glass or two on Friday night in her honour.We should wear our fishnet stockings, high heels, mini skirts and boob tubes.....it’s what she would have wanted and expected! We will do karaoke of all the songs she liked and the poteen will flow like water.
There won’t be a dry eye or a steady hand ( or leg) in the place.
Argy Bargy’s unite!

lemongrove thank you for setting the tone. That is exactly what we should do. I’m with you 100%.
Take care all x

I’ll be in good voice on Friday and will raise a glass or two to jet.
Hoping I’ll be as steady as I can be on these crutches but the addition of fishnets to my tubular leg bandage will be very fetching.

You will look fabulous muse as will we all. We will make an extra special effort for jet.
I am brewing the poteen ready for Friday. I am making a lot as we will need it.

Oh muse I gather you took a tumble (told you to lay off the hard stuff ?)
Hope you are ok and not in too much pain. That combination of pink bandage and black fishnets is quite ……..unusual.
AGA I can give a hand stirring (!) if you want some help.

Did you fall down the cellar steps again muse ?! You really have to take more water with it.

Do the takings run to new outfits from Madame Pom Pom’s
Doodle ?

Would I ever dare to water down poteen lemongrove ? ☺️

Well AGA used to when the supply was running low.?

I never understand how lemon knows these things.

I had secret cameras installed everywhere .....the steamy clinches and snogging were all recored as well!

Recorded!

Not that I would dream of selling them to The Sun.

The Admiral has asked if he can see the recordings.

Not the Sun! Heaven forfend
Been the downfall of many a poor boy.

lemon, selling off all our other activities brought in a tidy sum as does the money from the llama walks and petting sessions (although I’ve told AGA she shouldn’t behave like that with the visitors ?)

So yes, plenty for a spree at Madam Pom Poms.

I shall be round there asap Doodle looking for something in sequins and feathers m and my fishnets need replacing.??

Where did that rogue m come from?

Funny you should say that AGA because I shall be belting out The House of The Rising Sun on Friday night, ‘tis my best performance ( am well known for it).

lemongrove ?cameras !
Almost ready for tomorrow. Would jet approve of the crutches. I've just got to attach a horn to let everyone know of my arrival.