Nicknames for neighbours

One neighbour bent over noisily but didn't notice my husband walking past. Their house is called fartyman house.

Fish pond man and fish pond wife.
Olive Oil as she is the double.
Mr Perfect as his house, lawn, car are always immaculate.
Quiet man and wife.
The Biking couple.
Joe Taxi.

Haggie Maggie.

Nobby and blobby. Sorry! Horrible family.

Many years ago we lived a few doors down from a single man who every morning and evening walked his dog to the end of our road and back. He never stopped to talk but acknowledged everyone with a solemn nod of the head. We called him "Man With Dog". Fast forward a year when we'd made friends with the couple who lived at the end of the road. Their name for the same chap was "Plop Dog Man". I guess we were the lucky ones, then!

Bad Fat Pat.
She was always miserable and had a face like bad fat according to my MIL.

This post is so amusing! We had neighbours years ago and called one man "Grasshopper" he had really long legs and my DH said he expected him to hop off at any given moment.Wayne and Waynetta (no explanation needed and Doughnut! (always seemed to be eating one outside)

Thanks so much Santana I have never laughed so much. I keep re-reading this post, so funny.
We have ‘Hyundai man’, the ‘lighthouse’ (have exterior downlighters on continuously) and the the ‘ants in their pants’ in and out multiple times a day. Worried about my nickname as I have a large dog who is like a steam train pulling me along!

Oh yes! I have the 'Jack Russells' they own two Jack Russell terriers. Mr & Mrs Gnome, their garden is full of gnomes and other little figurines. Mr Flag Pole, he runs up his flag every time he comes to his holiday home to let us know he is in residence. His Lordship, he is always in a very nice tweed shooting coat when he walks his wee dog, sometimes he has on a check shirt, waistcoat, watch & chain if the weather is warm. I have a brilliant array of neighbours, I often wonder what they call me when I am out with my Schnauzer.

I LOVE Dante's Inferno, Lucylastic !!

The lady over the road has wooden louvres on all her windows, just like wardrobe doors. She is known in this house as The Lady in The Wardrobe.

I can't sleep tonight so I'm loving these & trying not to laugh too loud & wake hubby. We have a few nicknames - Fat Gerald who was then wasn't now is; Slimey- because he is; his son Young, Slimey & Black which came from the song Young, gifted & Black. He is Slimey's son & is also slimey, probably gifted but not Black. He is abbreviated to YS&B. The we have Mrs Back Passage, abbreviated to Mrs BP....she lives up a back road. Our son lives next door to Mrs Crazy, a rather eccentric old lady. Who knows what we're called!

Love's young dream (older neighbours from either end of the street with a very on off relationship) Ponytail man and his wife then everyone with dogs referred to as dog name mum /dad

We once lived across the street from “the young couple” and “the teacher and the social worker “ and continued to refer to them by those names to each other long after we knew their names

We call our neighbour, Dave the slave. His wife runs the poor bloke ragged and he always looks so miserable. He is however a very nice man and quite chatty when he’s allowed to be. She keeps horses but he does all the work so he’s constantly pushing a wheelbarrow or carrying buckets of feed up and down the road to their horses field.

My neighbours before I moved were the bumperthuds.

My late husband used to call the neighbour on the other side Bungalow Bill! I have no idea why.

I really hope Alan Bennett is on Gransnet(!)
There's at least another couple of dozen monologues for a new series of Talking Heads in here.

Hilda and Trevor.
The Fat Knacker.

We had Beady Eyes, who unfortunately dropped dead in our next-door neighbour's front garden. The police asked me for his name. For a minute, I couldn't remember and could only think "Beady Eyes."

When I was working, we called two women in a neighboring shop Dimbo and Bimbo. I'm afraid that I was the one who first called them that. There was also Mr Knuckles, who had the posture and, to be honest, the personality of a gorilla. I wasn't responsible for that one, though.

My mum and nanna would constantly refer to people by nicknames. The one I remember is Was Fat And Is Thin. The name is self-explanatory.

The family opposite are The Sunderlands as he wears a striped football shirt in Sunderland colours.

We live in Dan**** Crescent so our nicknames are themed -
Repairs his own roof - Dan Dare
Sharp dresser - Dan the Man
Frequent bonfires - Dante's inferno
Ogles anything in a skirt - Desperate Dan
Got rid of a lovely mature tree - The F*ckwit

I live in what is locally called 'the posh apartments'.
There are a group of ladies and one man who regularly meet referred to as the grand ladies and their lap dog and one lady who drives everyone potty known at the Queen Bee

We have the Steptoe family , his garden is an absolute nightmare full of junk that he's "going to sell"

Had a neighbour we called Hatchet Face years ago, because she always had a face like thunder.

the wicked witch of the west.Attila the gun. and my nice neighbour Rupert(the bear)