The Argy back to basics.

Are we are on speaking terms with Rich Reggie these days?
He could take us to Grandmafrench instead. A meet up on the beach, nice birthday picnic and drinkies, bit of sun, closest many of us will get to the Med this year!
We could always flash our Covid passports if spotted.

The Admiral has volunteered to bring gf over in his yacht "the Leaky Lou". He is renowned for sinking ships so she may be better off swimming ?. I will ask around at the docks for a suitable sea worthy vessel.

Just tip toeing back into the Argy for a late nightcap, looks like it’s been a quiet day today after yesterday’s celebrations
Baby Norbert is snoring gently and is snuggled up with his comfort blanket

Between you and I I’ve heard that there’s more celebrations planned later this week, I think gf is having a belated birthday bash so we’ll need to get her over for a night at the Argy …. Trouble is she’s not keen on planes so we’ll have to get her across the channel in the Argy submarine or something .. The Captain is on standby

Sir Tom is definitely off limits according to grandmabatty so I’ll ring round and see if we can get another artiste lined up …

Just dropped off some pasty crumbs for Norbert. Had a quick sweep behind the juke box in soop's kitchen whilst looking for my tartan undergarment. Spotted them sticking out from behind it.

Excellent night everyone.

Phew exhausted today. I had a quick clean round the kitchen this morning and apart from muse tartan knickers there is not trace we’ve been there. Good evening I think.
Yes my frillies were intact for the high kick after I got them back from the llamas. Norbert it a little angel. You wouldn’t think Alarma was his mum. A little dip in our heated pool I think and then a nice poteen cocktail to wind down. ?

That was a good party last night. I don't remember much after my 6th poteen but think we were doing the can can at some point and searching for doodle's knickers. Did she find them before doing those high kicks?

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Sleep well ?

Just coffee for me please Doodle I’m ready for it now
Think I’ll just kick off my shoes and settle down here in the corner of the bar tonight

I’ve got a pot of black coffee in for anyone who needs sobering up. What a fantastic night for soop’s birthday.
I’m off to cuddle Norbert……
.anyone for a pastie? ?

Er anyone seem my frilly knickers ?

Nearly time for me to get changed

It’s not the socks I’m worried about it’s the knickers……tartan or otherwise. ?

The rocket lollies are going down a treat ixion blown their socks off apparently

I made the poteen extra perky so we should get a good line up for the can can.

How are your lollies doing brook?

It’s amazing how much those genteel kitcheners can knock back isn’t it brook. Just wait till we get them going on the can can ?

Just sneaking back to the bar for some extra poteen … we’re running short in the kitchen

Yes. On my way with knickers on.

Well done muse good for you brook. AGA are you on your way?

That's one way of getting up the pole quickly Doodle. I should ask ixion for one of her hat pins so you have a gentle decent. Very sassy classy look ixion.

I decided to drop the pasties off first and am back at Muse Mansion looking for my tartan knickers. Found them - OK - I'm out to impress soop when doing the Can Can now.

Always on a Sunday Doodle ?

ixion that’s superb you’ve excelled yourself.
Let’s head over and charm the kitcheners with our elegance and poise.
Now before we go …….have you all remembered to put your knickers on ?

Don’t worry ixion it’s just a way with words
I’m sure soop has very discreet loos, she’s such a classy lady

(In confidence here)
Soop talks of a wee stage tonight.
Won't the toilets be a discreet feature??
Not sure I can come now....