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We’ve done cheese….

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Jaxjacky Fri 20-Aug-21 19:26:22

5 a day, I was told
Especially as I’m getting old
Aimed for 7, achieved it too
Nobody mentioned time on the loo

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LauraNorder Fri 20-Aug-21 19:14:30

Oh thank goodness
We’ve exhausted cheese
I prefer fish n chips with mushy peas

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crazyH Fri 20-Aug-21 19:06:57

Mangos are great if they are yellow
Not too much, they make you bellow

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TillyTrotter Fri 20-Aug-21 19:02:49

* on

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TillyTrotter Fri 20-Aug-21 19:02:28

Scotch bonnet chillies are really the best
Guaranteed to put hairs in your chest

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grandMattie Fri 20-Aug-21 19:02:15

Aren’t you all so clever! I am in awe of your inventiveness…

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JaneJudge Fri 20-Aug-21 18:52:02

In my garden is a walnut tree
The nuts I thought, were just for me
but I have a tree nut allergy
so the ocado driver takes them for free hmm *

*this is a true story

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Goodbyetoallthat Fri 20-Aug-21 18:47:48

If you sit down hard on your bum
You could easily squash a plum

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ginny Fri 20-Aug-21 18:45:19

A daily bowl of bowl of bolognaise,
Is sure to lift any malaise

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Goodbyetoallthat Fri 20-Aug-21 18:36:48

A dalliance with a swede
Is really all you need!

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Nell8 Fri 20-Aug-21 18:29:26

Good idea, Bluebellwould, shall I set the tone?

Have lots of prunes with your dinner
By next morning you'll be thinner

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Bluebellwould Fri 20-Aug-21 18:01:16

Well we’ve done cheese to hilarious effect, what should we do next or is cheese the pinnacle?
What about fruit or vegetables?
Any suggestions or rhymes you clever gransnetters?
I need cheering up and calming down.

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