Those of us travelling (hopefully) to NZ have been given the following to help with the language
How to Speak Kiwi
The following explanations may be helpful if you ever
get the chance to visit New Zealand
Pigs. Clips for hanging washing on the line.
Pugs. Large pink animals with curly tails.
Sucks Peck. Half a dozen beers.
Sex. One less than seven.
Tin. One more than nine.
Beers. Large savage animals found in the U.S.
McKennock. Person who fixes cars.
Sivven Sucks Sivven. Large Boeing aircraft.
Fear Hear. Blonde.
Duffy Cult. Not easy.
Bun Button. Been bitten by an insect.
Fush. Marine creatures.
Fitter Cheney. A type of pasta.
Pissed Aside. Chemical which kills insects.
Beggage Chucken. Place to leave your suitcase at
the airport.
April 22nd Limerick (July '21 & July'23 AND....)
Recalled for a further appointment after a routine mammogram
