Getting well known sayings mixed up or wrong...

Not so much a saying. but my brother and I were talking recently about the withdrawal from Afghanistan. I was trying to say that perhaps the withdrawal should have happened after Bin Laden had been killed. What did I say instead? Only that I thought the withdrawal should have happened after the head of IKEA had been found. Got my Isis and my Al Qaeda cross wired………..!

I overheard on the bus, "It just shows to go you." I never knew if it was deliberate or not.

One of my aunties used to say things went off like a damp squid