Annual Grand Christmas Ball

Yikes!! Y (Why) is it that every time I log onto this thread it's reached the letters X,Y or Z. All I can think of it yogurt, yeast and yahtzee - let's face it, none of them would make a party go with a swing and would be totally infra dig at a grand Christmas Ball.

Zillions of mince pies

Aces high! Anyone want to join Andy Ands (our magician from Aberdeen) at the card table?

Bottles in the bar, name your tipple.?????

Cointreau with champagne and cranberries.
Can't beat it!! ?

Doodle yup. I’ll bring myself. Lemon does Andy Ands have any other party pieces that he’d like to rehearse with me ?

Extra cushions for lounging on……when we can’t stand up anymore. Hic ?

Feather of course Doodle.

GPS. for all those among us who have trouble finding new places.

Horses with sleigh bells on their bridles and carriages to take us home, with blankets over our knees.

Icicles, so pretty and such fun to break off and throw to the labradors, they catch them and eat them.

Jukebox, Lord L has rented one for us complete with records,
It takes shillings so bring some with you, and the records are all 50’s and 60’s ( but that’s a bonus!)

Lacy underwear to put over our thermals.

more merry music, we can never have too much merry music played by muscle-y musicians

Night attire for those who have booked a suite in case they are incapacitated by food or drink or sheer exhaustion.

Oh, like you Molly ( why am I surprised) ?

Poteen! Will someone nip down to The Argy for a few pans of it?

Quandary! Do I wear heels or flats?

Running shoes muse as the sooner you get there the sooner you will be back with the poteen!

Skis and snowshoes if the weather gets any worse!

Tasty tit bits (no not you Lemon) ???

U jester Doodle ........I’m a very tasty tit bit, especially in my crimson ball dress.??
Umbrellas, but don’t let them drip all over the tiled reception hall, old Dudders ( our butler) is likely to slip when carrying a tray of champagne flutes ( which would be a damn waste!)

Voluminous knickers. Helps with expansion after all the party food and drinks
And also a good place to load a few bottles while nobody is looking.

Well now I know why you walk that way AGA. Knickers full of booze ?

Wealthy neighbours to contribute to the drinks cabinet.