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Annual Grand Christmas Ball

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lemongrove Fri 26-Nov-21 15:37:59

‘Tis the season to be silly ( or almost time) so once again am inviting one and all to the grand Christmas Ball at Lemongrove Manor
These shindigs need starting early as there is so much to do!
Lord Lemongrove has been busy testing mince pies and pigs in blankets ever since Cook took them out of the oven this morn.What a man!

There will be rooms for those who wish to stay the night, and
Carriages at dawn for those who don’t.

As usual it helps if your offerings are in alphabetical order, but the more sherry we consume....tchblush
Stay and chat awhile if you want to and if pushed for time just state what you will bring ( then I can tick it off my to do lists.)

Here is the address for forgetful heads and newcomers...
Lemongrove Manor
Much Ado Inthemarsh
Nr. Rumpling in Parva
Cotswolds

ixion Sat 27-Nov-21 16:03:20

Verily I say unto you

George Clooney is spoken for.

Plenty more baristas out there.

LauraNorderr Sat 27-Nov-21 16:13:33

Well wowzers, you can keep him Ixion and the rest. Just keep your mitts off Hugh Jackman.

LauraNorderr Sat 27-Nov-21 16:14:12

X rated expletives usually get us past this part

lemongrove Sat 27-Nov-21 16:34:36

Yah boo sucks to anyone who arrives without a bottle ( and no!
Hot water bottles, although advisable here, do not count.)

lemongrove Sat 27-Nov-21 16:36:14

Z beds ( in the servants attic) for all the extra butlers and ladies maids.)

lemongrove Sat 27-Nov-21 16:37:31

Argy Bargy Bar regulars.....in the annexe if you please.

lemongrove Sat 27-Nov-21 16:39:19

Ballgowns! Mine will be in crimson silk ??

Calistemon Sat 27-Nov-21 16:45:26

Christmas earrings!

Charleygirl5 Sat 27-Nov-21 16:46:23

My chauffeur will drive myself and my personal maid to the manor- they will need accommodation please and I will bring whatever else you may require.

lemongrove Sat 27-Nov-21 16:53:29

Diamonds dahling.... we must sparkle on the night.
Mine are spectacular, or so the vicar told me last week.Come to think of it....I didn’t wear my diamonds that day, so did he mean my tight diamond patterned sweater?

AGAA4 Sat 27-Nov-21 17:34:47

Eastwood Clint. He can come as Rowdy Yates. My schoolgirl pash ?

maddyone Sat 27-Nov-21 17:40:15

Father Christmas he’d better be coming, and don’t think you can seduce him with your diamonds lemongrove, particularly those on your tight sweater. He’s mine at the ball.

Pittcity Sat 27-Nov-21 17:43:32

Glitter and gold dahling!

kittylester Sat 27-Nov-21 17:51:59

Helium balloons ?

annsixty Sat 27-Nov-21 18:12:13

Ice sculptures of ice cream.

lemongrove Sat 27-Nov-21 19:04:26

Jam tarts, as the Queen of Hearts ( for the night) I shall be saving some for Jack ( the gamekeeper) ?

LauraNorderr Sat 27-Nov-21 19:07:00

Killer heels to stagger about in like a wag

ixion Sat 27-Nov-21 19:08:16

Knaves - naughty but nice?

lemongrove Sat 27-Nov-21 19:13:20

Lord Lemongrove lolling in the library, looking like a loveable
Lounge lizard.

kittylester Sat 27-Nov-21 19:18:48

Mistletoe - lots of mistletoe.

Ashcombe Sat 27-Nov-21 19:38:59

Nutcracker ballet to watch.

Calistemon Sat 27-Nov-21 20:04:22

Oranges stuffed with cloves

Bluebellwould Sat 27-Nov-21 20:23:32

Panties silk for George of course! Don’t know whether he should wear them or me!

Bluebellwould Sat 27-Nov-21 20:26:17

Quaking knees and quivering thighs for George or more likely if I’ve got to climb the stairs into the palatial mansion of Lemongrove.

Ali23 Sat 27-Nov-21 22:06:41

I’ll be ready to rock around the clock!