Annual Grand Christmas Ball

I’ll be bringing Engelbert Humperdink as my guest. He’s promised to entertain us with a song or two after his egg nog.

I'll bring along some Feather Fans so I can do my exotic dance......But this time of year I tend to keep my thermal vest ON

Oh I love that Engelbert is coming along. I do hope nobody is bringing the Grinch!

Gorgeous George Clooney is coming with me to keep us all supplied with coffee for the hangovers.

James Norton for me. He could also conduct the Midnight Communion for those who would want to attend. Think Granchester!

I am not coming because I will be in Italy but I’ll have my PA deliver some Ice cream sundaes in Individual glasses to Injoy in the Interval between Irish dancing displays and Illustrated poetry readings,

Will the be ham sandwiches? And horlicks.

I’ll bring some jingle bells to hang all around the great hall.

Indiscretions!! Just Loads of them!!!

I hope King Herod isn’t coming, he’s a bit of a petty pooper, but other kings would be welcome.

Krackers - the ones you pull!
(No, MayBeMaw, I don't mean George C, he'll be too busy making coffee!!)

Will there be kissing and will some of us end up on our knees.............from being knacker?

Lemonade for the non drinkers, Liebfraumilch for the ones who pretend they drink (ouch), lemons for the G&T’s for me .

Would luncheon meat be welcome but I’ll bring lobsters?

Does anyone want Mulled Wine...or is plonk-de-plonk acceptable?

Nuts, nibbles and that nice Hugh Jackman

Oranges

Phew pushed along to make sure of a plentiful supply of Prosecco

Quiz, we could have a quiz

Think I'll wear my plimmies - need to be comfy. And forget the playtex. My phone keeps changing playtex to plasters so I suppose I'd better bring some of those!!

Really decent toilets this year, please??

Sausages on sticks - or are they too Seventies?

Tapas is more trendy

Umpires to sort out arguments over George Clooney

No need - he’s escorting me and will be my companion for the whole evening ….