Questions the kids ask

Daughter had new baby a few days ago, but they hadn't decided on a name. They finally chose one last night, and this morning when told baby was called E, 3 year old asked "is that the same baby as yesterday?"

That did make me laugh, Jaxjacky!

Walking into town one day, we passed a pub. My DS, aged about 9 or 10, asked me, "Were you alive when King Edward VII was?" (I think it VII).
Older lady, who'd been behind her hedge, cutting it, appeared with a most amused look on her face & just fell about laughing. I think that made her week!

Visiting my mother's, I heard the kids whispering in the kitchen. I went to see what they were up to, and found them discussing her herb rack.
"Are they for grandma's spells?" Daddy was such a bad influence lol.

Why does the river always go the same way? Cars can go both ways...

Mum, did they evaporate children in the war

By my DD many years ago, "What colour is the hole in my jeans?"

No question but our 2 and a half year old grandson announced at a full lunch table yesterday that "Boys have willies!"

Too much explanation?

Did I go to school in a horse and cart in the olden days?

"Why', 'Why', 'Why', again and again.......

made me laugh Kim19

Why has that cow got 4 willies ?

What is irony ?

Sarnia

Do I remember the dinosaurs!

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Sarnia

Do I remember the dinosaurs!

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Do I remember the dinosaurs!

Why do hens lay eggs and we don't? We do, internally
Why does water go down the plughole that way? Coriolis force
Where does dust come from? (I'd like to know that too!) mostly human skin

Were you born during WW1 or WW2?

What is toothpaste made of?

Why are your teeth so brown grandma?
(they aren't any more I had them whitened)

Swimming pool changing room..... 'why are your boobs away down there?'

Was it boring when you were a child when there were no colours and everything was black and white?

If Adam and Eve were the first people, how did they have grandchildren! (DD was about 4 at the time)

Why is one of your teeth black Nanna ?

"Can I stay up to see the clocks go forward".