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You are Cordially Invited to my Birthday Party!
I am now of sufficient age to officially join Gransnet; I of course await my laminated membership card; car sticker; an copy of the much loved Talk Guidelines
Said party will be held at Tarn Castle, located on the southern shore of Loch Ness; or if not, at The Panther, located just down the road, opposite the hairdressers.
(Both premises are dog friendly, many of you will be glad to hear ?)
Bring Your Own Bottle (the hallmark of a good booze up); squeeze of your choice 
; and, of course Fancy Dress is mandatory!
So, crucially, what will you be wearing and who will you bringing?
(I am not imposing a no-pressie policy btw)
I haven’t quite decided yet…
(Do you remember when you used to talk endlessly with your best mate about what you were going to wear on a night out?)
Please do join me! ??
Happy birthday to you x
Happy Birthday, Fanny!
Kalu, may I cadge a lift? The Professor has agreed to accompany me, he has ditched the floosie for a more experienced lady (me). 
PS, I was once thrown out of the Scottish Country Dancing class in my convent school. I mistakenly thought the dance was called Strip the Widow 
Ah Happy Birthday Fanny, I will come, you are very honoured as I am incredibly grumpy/lazy and try to avoid going anywhere 
Happy Birthday Fanny
Fanny Happy Birthday ? ???
How lovely to be invited to your party. I am on my way.
I did want to bring Thor, the barman from the Argy but unfortunately our llama Alarma (little madam) got wind of it and insisted in coming with me.
We are bringing poteen I am wearing tartan. Will be with you as soon as my broomstick has landed.
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