Recognition for people who identify as felines?

I think I will be Larry the cat from No 10. I could get up to all sorts of mischief there. Nobody notices the cat ? ?

My youngest dd spent a lot of time as a cat when she was a toddler. I drew the line at licking her clean instead of plonking her in the bath.

It was marginally better than my oldest being a duck one summer. It’s a tad embarrassing having to flap your arms as though they’re wings when you’re taking the lift somewhere. ?

If I can come back as a cat, I’ll be my own overindulged beauty of a Russian Blue pedigree. He’s so gorgeous. ?

I think I might self-identify as a hedgehog, so I can hibernate until it’s more like spring.

When I look at my pampered little madam, stretched out without a care in the world this sounds quite appealing tbh. Only thing is I’ll have to find a soft-hearted owner. ?

After hearing about the fridge OH has just said he identifies as a Bank…..

Sign the petition to get Kurt Zumba prosecuted for I’ll treating his cat regardless of if you identify as a feline.

Ill treating

A lot of people have signed already, and are contacting the rspca too.

I have always felt I would be a good alley cat. Sing to the moon and knock things over.

I’d quite like to identify as Julie Newmar in her Catwoman days. Same face, same figure and fitting into that fab leather cat suit. I can dream !!

Blimey. DGS3 spent a couple of years identifying as a tiger, or an alien lion, or a giant robot dinosaur, but thankfully he grew out of it just as he started school. He scared a lot of other three year olds with his fearsome roars. He also once introduced himself to a girl in the park as "Hello, my name is Stupid Deaths", which went down well.

A cat though? Now I've got the awful vision of the cringeworthy George Galloway in the Big Brother house scorching my brain.

TheOthercatsMother Top Cat seemed to live a fun life! ‘Evening, Officer Dibble!’

I hope they are all trained to use a litter box.

What would be the rules at school for toilets? Boys/girls/litter boxes.

Or will they go and shit in the school flower beds like actual cats?

Sorry I can't do links, but do you remember Danny John Joules' excellent 'Cat' in Red Dwarf....brilliant!

Remember the scene in Red Dwarf when cat is licking his clothes and when they ask him what he’s doing he says ‘ my laundry, of course’.

Maybee, ?

DD2 dog sat over Christmas and DGS2 (3) loved the dog and now pretends to be a baby Moof (name of the dog). Should we be worried? ?

Elegran

And a good wash down with hot soapy water with a touch of bleach. We can't have you developing mould, can we? We'd better switch you off at the plug while we do that, water and electricity are a bad combination.

MissAdventure and *Elegran
I'm disappointed. I thought I could just hang around in the kitchen and get to eat all the goodies.

Callistemon

And then there was Biggie here, who we suspect thought he was a dog, but that is yet another point

In this pic I suspect he was identifying as laundry. A very nice boy but a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

I cannot leave laundry baskets of any shape or size round our cats because they wee in them. They must think they are special cat toilets. We had a beautiful cat who really thought he was a puma and attacked strangers on sight. Quite embarrassing.