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I liked a story I heard years ago about a woman who was taking a couple of attempts at a very tight parallel parking manoeuvre on her local high street. A very impatient driver waiting to pass blasted his horn. She calmly got out of her car and said to him “how about you park my car and I’ll hold my hand on your car horn for you”
I actually did that!
I was turning right at lights. The road ahead was blocked and there was a yellow box. The lights turned green. I didn’t move, the car behind blasted his horn. The lights turned red then green again - road still blocked and horn man blasted continuously.
I got out if my car and tottered over to horn man. I asked him politely to stop blasting his horn or suggested he speak to the policeman also waiting in the queue two cars back????
Delicious - he went silent, and waited like everyone else in silence for the blockage to clear.