I tried to call my sister in law yesterday to find out if my nephew's girlfriend had had her baby.
I'm in London, she's in Somerset.
First, because that's the last place we communicated, I messaged her on Instagram (as you do).
Then I thought she might not spot that so, impatient, I sent an SMS. Then I thought what the hell, it's the weekend so I called her mobile.
She told me some of the news then started cutting out because sometimes she can't get a signal at the top of her house. So we hung up and I tried again via Whatsapp.
Same issue. Or maybe a different issue. Who knows. So we hung up and she called our landline.
Our landline, rarely used, is a rather ancient cordless phone, and the battery runs down in a few minutes, which it did, so we had to say goodbye.
Honestly, we might as well have stuck our heads out of our windows and shouted.
In the old days I would have just picked up the phone, which would have been firmly attached by a cable to the wall, and she would have picked up her phone, also firmly attached to the wall.