Virtual cruise Lyon to Avignon and Arles

MawtheMerrier

Talking potato varieties or flirting with me?

Which would you prefer?

Everybody, please don't miss the shore excursion to a steam railway that is in the final post of page 9.

Are there 722 people on board?

StarDreamer

MawtheMerrier

Talking potato varieties or flirting with me?

Which would you prefer?

?????
I can't believe I am reading this.
This really isn't the place.

A very inappropriate comment SD.

Germanshepherdsmum

A very inappropriate comment SD.

If you think it was inappropriate, then tell her.

Marsha

Are there 722 people on board?

No, far fewer.

The 722 was the number of views of the video at the time that I posted the link.

The number listed has not increased by now, which may be because nobody has viewed it since I did, or it might be that viewing figures are only updated once a day or wherever, but the video is there to watch if people choose to watch it. I enjoyed watching the video.

ixion

StarDreamer

MawtheMerrier

Talking potato varieties or flirting with me?

Which would you prefer?

?????
I can't believe I am reading this.
This really isn't the place.

MawtheMerrier wrote Debatable so I wrote the name of a variety of potato the name of which also began with De, namely, Désirée as the continuatiom of the linking to potatoes.

I was not referencing the 1954 movie Désirée or anything else.

^

Perhaps the use of the word flirting was inappropriate?

StarDreamer

Germanshepherdsmum

A very inappropriate comment SD.

If you think it was inappropriate, then tell her.

I'm telling you because asking a lady if she would like you to flirt with her is inappropriate on this forum and it seems you don't understand that. Please don't try to shift the blame.

I was not referencing the 1954 movie Désirée or anything else

Am I alone in not even having heard of that?

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Looks eminently missable! ??

You tell me, how should a well-behaved gentleman reply to a lady who asks him, out of the blue, "Talking potato varieties or flirting with me?" when we had been talking about puns based on potatoes, going back to mention of oven chips?

Should I just have ignored her, which might have been regarded as being stuffy about a harmless remark? Or should I have just replied "potato varieties" as a man in employment might feel the need to do if his boss's wife was trying to embrangle him? Or what? Please say, then I can learn what you consider would be the correct thing to do if a man is presented with a potentially awkward situation by a woman.

MawtheMerrier

^I was not referencing the 1954 movie Désirée or anything else^

Am I alone in not even having heard of that?

I saw it on television, many years ago, in black and white.

I have now found it on YouTube, in colour, in the clear.

Thank you Marsha and Maw. Prize-winning published poet that I am (not for this drivel, obviously), my ambitions are a tad lower today. A mention in the GN Daily Doggerel will suffice. I could do with some competition though.

I’m been for a pint of Shire’s with Bert. He managed to smuggle a keg over in the boot of his 2CV - where Freda’s hotpots used to lie. Ah … Poor Freda - swept away in Ye Grate Fludde of 2015. I’m feeling quite nostalgic. Is that Rob Titchynob over there blocking the Rhône culverts?

Anyway, I go away for an hour and come back to some intrigue which has inspired more drivel. Here we go …

Captain Ahab swapped his harpoon
For a book of spuds

With which to woo
The siren Maw
She nipped it in the bud

She said his puns
Did not make sense
Her friends were in accord

They used the book to weigh him down
And tossed him overboard.

It’s not often I actually L. O. L but I did then!???

There is a phrase
I’ve heard it said -
“Whatever floats your boat”

However, I’m afraid -
I have to admit
This is really getting my goat

Germanshepherdsmum

StarDreamer

Germanshepherdsmum

A very inappropriate comment SD.

If you think it was inappropriate, then tell her.

I'm telling you because asking a lady if she would like you to flirt with her is inappropriate on this forum and it seems you don't understand that. Please don't try to shift the blame.

But I didn't ask her that. I attempted to avoid appearing standoffish when a lady asked me that question.

It is called being tactful and diplomatic.

It is a good skill to learn and apply.

Brilliant CaravanSerai! More please!

I really am surprised, SD, that you have to be told, at your age, that a gentleman in such a situation would reply 'Potato varieties'. How you can think Maw's comment was some sort of invitation (it was humour, I'm not sure you understand that) and not know how to respond beggars belief. You are on GN, not down the pub.

It was neither tactful nor diplomatic. How a gentleman deals with these situations is also a good skill to learn and apply. I trust I have assisted.

? CaravanSerai.

S'il vous plaît, are we now on the River Rhein?
The siren Maw.
I thought that was the Lorelei at St. Goarshausen.
"Gino, read the map properly."

A cheerful lady named Joan
went for a cruise on the Rhône
She hoped that she might
see at an old Roman site
a great building made out of stone

Germanshepherdsmum

Brilliant CaravanSerai! More please!

I really am surprised, SD, that you have to be told, at your age, that a gentleman in such a situation would reply 'Potato varieties'. How you can think Maw's comment was some sort of invitation (it was humour, I'm not sure you understand that) and not know how to respond beggars belief. You are on GN, not down the pub.

Thank you for replying. I have learned.

I felt that if I had replied "Potato variety" to the remark that I might seem stuffy anf offhanded and cause the lady to feel awkward.

If that had been face to face in a social situation I would have just smiled and said nothing.

In this thread it might have seemed that I was huffily ignoring here

It can be difficult for a man if a woman chooses to put him in such a situation. Whatever he replies somebody is likely to criticise him. A lady should not put a man in such a position.

Germanshepherdsmum

Brilliant CaravanSerai! More please!

I really am surprised, SD, that you have to be told, at your age, that a gentleman in such a situation would reply 'Potato varieties'. How you can think Maw's comment was some sort of invitation (it was humour, I'm not sure you understand that) and not know how to respond beggars belief. You are on GN, not down the pub.

GSM I think my sort of gentleman might have tipped his Panama hat, offered me his arm with an engaging twinkle and said “Flirting, my dear ? ” And off we would have gone for afternoon tea on the terrace.
(To be continued….)